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i know it's not a particularly original thought, but why are so many shiny pokémon just...green?

A screenshot of a Steam notification. It says that "Dr James Wilson, Oncologist" is playing PowerWash Simulator 2. The profile picture is that of Dr James Wilson from the TV show House.

good for him, he's earned a break

well i did it again, i hyperfocused so hard i forgot to eat and now it's 10.30pm and i'm starving

That the murder of Brianna Ghey has been so completely co-opted by the "ban kids from using phones" brigade sickens me to my fucking core. Whatever her killers were looking at it's undeniable that the landslide of transphobic propaganda in the media played a crucial role in their choice of victim.

society would be massively improved if ring doorbells were banned completely actually

The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing.

Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.

Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird

Media: trans activist criticizes media

Sleep is a biological necessity, and sleep deprivation has real physical, psychological, and social consequences that need to be taken seriously. The way our society treats it as slothful to sleep according to natural rhythms (including midday naps and variant chronotypes like night owls) is evil.

i appreciate goyim making efforts against antisemitism but coming up to me in big tesco when i've got my headphones on to tell me they "love jews" really isn't it

image of a cat who makes himself so upset at the vet that he froths at the mouth like he has rabies

frumpkin is officially such a baby that he has to take gabapentin before he goes to the vet 😭😭😭

if nobody got me i know rennies got me

i left my fucking phone in a fucking uber in fucking berlin i cannot BELIEVE THIS

learning new words is so good! my favourite recent one is "homoousian."

It's alarming how many people need to hear this: racism is not the natural and inevitable response to the presence of (the wrong number of) racialised Others. It is a learned response, and as such it is contestable and replaceable.

This is anti-racism 101. Entry level stuff.

graphic design is my passion<3 #fattrewind

how have i got this far in life without owning an ice cream scoop?

(mutters shamefully) what if i like stomp-clap-hey?

for reasons i do not understand i have 1 moroccan dirham in my pocket

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

i've been waiting in all day for my wheelchair repair guy to arrive and it turns out he came at noon and i just didn't hear him?? 😭😭😭

Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

NHS 111 online What was your sex at birth? Female Male This online triage depends on knowing your registered sex at birth, not your gender identity. If you are doing this for someone else, tell us their sex at birth if you know. We need to know this information so we can ask relevant clinical questions. If you feel uncomfortable giving this information, or do not see an option that represents you correctly, you can call 111 to talk to a nurse.

111/NHS direct is a joke. Having to misgender yourself to the people there for no reason is outright humiliating. It's designed to put trans people off reaching out for healthcare support.

There were years of surveys that worked on finding respectful ways to gather this information, disregarded.

shout out to the nepeta cosplayer at manchester pride on saturday, truly a real one

in the uk, and i do get spam calls but not anywhere near as frequently as it seems people do in the us, perhaps one every couple of days (and my phone recognises them as spam and auto-declines).

i just made my first wikipedia template & category and i KNOW that the motto is "be bold" but what if i did it wrong and i get in troubleeeeeeee

Here’s an ANIMORPHS animation pitch I made last summer! Created it for a lot of different personal and professional reasons, but now I’m happy to share! (1/10)

oh salt and pepper chips, you're the only one(s) who understand(s) me

If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this