Tracey Ho Ho No™️

me holding a little branch chunk of the xmas tree. all signs point to lucy deciding to rip it off.

my hubris has caught up with me. i’ve been smug about lucy leaving the xmas tree alone but i just found this fallen soldier of a branch piece. unclear at this time if it was just a warning to the tree or the beginning of a violent campaign

green henry hoover pet edition with smiley face.

twinsies

no 😤

lucy trying to eat an entire human (it me. she is chomping my thigh).

challenge accepted

i got my first henry a few weeks ago, may i subscribe to your newsletter

Cat

Cat

7 years between these photos. Not a huge amount has changed

a very rain soaked alpaca standing in a field. they look relatively sanguine tho.

popped out for cat food

i hate you both

twitter conversation. me: SEE simon: i had nothing to do with that! me: i was screaming it at god.

*screams*

this made me laugh tho

i’m already squishing a full family xmas visit into one day bc of
strikes on saturday *laughs
nervously *

hi 🫡

yeah tbh lucy’s map might only help advanced lucy petters who are also wary of her cues

my lock screen. its a pic of lucy the calico cat with a blue colour wash. she is lying upside down looking to camera and her whiskers are long and splendid.

every so often i think ive shattered my phone screen but it’s just lucy’s whiskers

that was after an unfortunate diarrhoea incident when i had to clean her up

yis

nailed it

told you

he’s a pretty boy

godspeed

the little smile

(if you go to my post i’m quoting a blank copy of the cat map)

awww

good luck we’re all counting on you etc

bastards

sharp teefs

note that i stuck to the rules

you can almost feel how soft she is through the screen

Luna on her hind legs trying to open a cabinet with her front legs

I like when my cat forgets she isn’t human

Ninja danger map