Tracey HalloweeNo™️

down on the bayou

Small Papillon relaxes on Kitty’s fainting couch, partly covered by a blanket. Her expression is inscrutable.

Our house guest has arrived.

and if you look really closely you can just see a sliver of side eye

lucy the calico cat behind me in big spoon position on the sofa with a protective paw on my foot.

🥹

💔 My baby RIMA was born in a tent during the Gaza war.
She’s never seen a home or tasted real food.
Now she’s starving, dehydrated. Her tiny legs bend from hunger. 🥀
All she knows is fear & bombs.
🙏 Please help me keep her alive, Donate , Share
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cheeeeese

*squints* ok yes

seems important to establish if the car is also missing

“forgotten”

i’m on the bonjela after a self chomping last week. i’ve fallen into that cruel cycle of once you’ve self chomped once, the area is much bigger and easier to self chomp again

i can eat this much standing in the open door of the fridge waiting for the kettle to boil

no the other type

all my boarding school info comes from 1950s children’s fiction so if there isn’t some kind of midnight feast scenario i’ll be devastated

crouching lady smashed up bollocks (the lesser known ang lee sequel)

two pictures of a 1950s woman preparing to sit on a chair. in the first, labelled “wrong”, she’s poking her ass out with her hands on her thighs. in the next, labelled “right”, she is doing a graceful knee bend.

i’m doing a short residential college course next week so a quick etiquette refresher is in order

ohhh yeah that sounds good

search traceyno next time to save hours

the liquid is um suspiciously creamy

a close up of a woman 's face with make a gif.com in the corner Alt: a close up of a winking woman 's face with make a gif.com in the corner

ofc i will

tysm

a close up of a woman 's face with make a gif.com in the corner Alt: a close up of a winking woman 's face with make a gif.com in the corner

if you use it you owe me £5

email from tenor re a gif of me winking says “your creation is getting lots of attention”. apparently it’s being shared all over the internets.

made a gif in lockdown, forgot about it, now the exciting news that it’s gaining traction yo. i’m a winkfluencer

and it came from Being Prepared like a Proper Adult. no more of that for me

seems redundant to throw the shards

just an unbelievable amount of cooked on mess

my grump continues apace

lolll

feed her some cheese so i can have some cheese? 👉👈

Close up of a white dog glaring at camera while wearing a daredevil mask.

I’ve woken up in an grump

and that little girl? albert einstein