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Putting this into the universe again: Jonathan Bailey would be a phenomenal Robin Hood

Too much Halloween

Busted out a very niche Simpsons costume for Pop Culture Hell tonight

Enjoy the Dodgers pitching to him! I’m sure they can’t wait to get him back for 2017

It’s your boy George Springer.

'I'm really sorry' | Altuve, Bregman, Springer apologize for Astros sign-stealing scheme On Thursday morning, the Houston Astros addressed the media at the start of spring training in Florida.

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He’s an admitted cheater

Well he had a history of cheating so this isn’t super surprising

so what's in the news today

YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Jimmy Kimmel is Back!

As I was saying…

David Letterman on the Threats to Late-Night Hosts None

David Letterman and The Atlantic’s editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, sat down for an impromptu interview about Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension from late-night TV.

Listen:

It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”

MVP

Members of Seattle community holding signs reading "Chris Pratt is from Lake Stevens" at a Kerry Park press conference with the Space Needle in the background

Seattleites Reiterate That Chris Pratt from Lake Stevens: tinyurl.com/bdhyu6b4

Richest Gain Most and Poorest Face Steepest Cuts Under G.O.P. Law, Analysis Finds Millions of people could lose access to federal food aid or Medicaid, according to the Congressional Budget Office’s latest analysis of President Trump’s marquee legislation.

The Republicans’ domestic policy legislation will most likely raise after-tax incomes of the richest Americans while its cuts to social spending will leave the poorest at a substantial disadvantage, according to an analysis released Monday by the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office.

DC is FORTY-ONE PERCENT Black.

Do you understand?

Pam Bondi announcing a 50 million dollar bounty for the President of Venezuela

This looks like a deleted scene from Fateful Findings

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

The Supreme Court prepares to end voting rights as we know it And they don't want you to notice.

Everyone in DC knows that if you want to hide something, announce it on a Friday in August. Better yet, make it nearly impossible to track down.

That's exactly what SCOTUS did last week. But the news is too staggering to hide for long: SCOTUS has decided it's time to destroy the Voting Rights Act.

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

They will be called ICE Youth and when the historical parallels are pointed out they will act like it's insane to draw that comparison

Woman A Leading Authority On What Shouldn’t Be In Poor People’s Grocery Carts

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Marc Maron

one of the single best deals in streaming. i've been paying for PBS Passport for years. it rules

I don’t understand!😮‍💨😢