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a picture of my jackass cat William resting fully and flatly on his back like some sort of idiot. his feet are sticking straight out in different directions as if he was stanced up, and half of his face is covered by his monstrous mane.

okay man

on that progesterone-induced autism spectrum

Coming soon: Apocalypse World: Burned Over The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.

What on earth brain it's 11:59 on the countdown clock and you're rewriting basic moves?

ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME, BRAIN?

I WILL DENY YOU CAFFEINE DO NOT TEST ME

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Orange cat wirh a blue ball of yarn atop a colorful bedsheet

My touys,,

The police will call you about photos you post to private chats. They will do this almost immediately, it seems www.kenklippenstein.com/p/charlie-ki...

Glad the vice president of the United States, whose salary my taxes fund, is using his position to *checks notes* attack me on the Charlie Kirk show.

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hey y'all. as some of you may know, I have been unemployed for about 4 months

as the rejections keep coming over and over things start to get... scary

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seals against rock, totally camouflaged

five seals of different colors and a sea gull on the rocks

three seals on a rock one butt facing camera

three rubenesque seals on a rock

the borbs of summer happiness

I mean...

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State Department warns immigrants not to mock Kirk's death Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau posted the warning on Thursday.

pretty wild that it so quickly became normalized that immigrants don’t have even basic free speech rights

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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

post from Chris Pratt: Praying for Charlie Kirk right now, for his wife and young children, for our country. We need God’s grace. God help us.

Hollywood actor Chris Pratt who I have never once seen comment on any mass shooting in America has posted.

In June, a Democratic state rep in Minnesota was murdered, and a state senator was shot.

And a couple of days later, Trump said he wouldn't phone Gov. Walz, calling him "whacked out" and "a mess"

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

I have no idea what white people are talking about right now. The warnings that the fascists will "use this" to do more violence. WHAT WON'T THEY USE? You've watched them deploy the US military on US soil using bullshit pretexts. What even are you talking about?

Oct 12, 2022 - Screen grab of a tweet from Jason Campbell: Still from the Charlie Kirk show Charlie speaking. Underneath the quote from Charlie reads a quote from Charlie’s broadcast that day: “I can’t stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage.”

Without comment:

- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

please contact me if you control "dark money" and want to pay me to promote high rise trousers, walkable neighborhoods, and adopting shelter animals

#sangcheng
nhs: oh noooo, i can't walk another step... why not just--
jc:

Link (lapels askew, smoking cigarette): I'm afraid the grinning moon of Termina is rather immune to my charms

the grinning moon of Termina: (slamming repeatedly into the earth like a basketball)

Black and white drawing of Jiang Cheng kissing and undressing Nie Huaisang while he is holding a jar of wine.

Saw a cute reference that made me think about them #sangcheng

Sangcheng sharing the space inside the watermelon. That trend !

I was invested. 🍉💜💚✨

#sangcheng #mdzs

Cameron is nothing without the talents of thousands of VFX workers living on a fraction of a decimal point of his income and who are treated as disposable resources by the industry at large.

a green square that says "fast food meals. new phenomenon burger taste. $19.90. order via seamless" and in the corner is a non-euclidean cluster of chicken finger.

a very normal 5-star review that says "I would be lost without restaurant. I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding product." - Nina Margaret, CEO apple.

another normal review that says "without food, we would have gone bankrupt by now. thanks food! the service was excellent." John Doe, manager.

an AI image of a pastrami sandwich. not to overuse the word non-euclidean but what else can I say to describe these layers of meat? this one also has some kind of yellow sauce leaking out of the bottom, and another yellow sauce being sensuously drizzled on top. in the lower right corner are baffling tubes that sort of look like if roasted carrots fucked a soft pretzel.

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

This is the drug that is a 100% effective treatment for HIV. this is the one you've been seeing in the news. I would LOVE to see an in-depth discussion of exactly what "clinical, financial, and regulatory factors" are keeping them from essentially carrying a cure to a deadly disease.

Full on fascism.

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