William Bruce West

Now that Dave Coulier has been diagnosed with tongue cancer, what thoughtless "show of solidarity" will Stamos resort to this time? Maybe flatten a stick of gum on his tongue for a photo op? Go without talking for a day?

Please tell me they've since built a theme park there...

And if it does happen, it's because your car broke down and you missed too many shifts. It's NOT because you got filmed saying "I AM racist!"

Imagine getting fired from Cinnabon over the age of 16...

In the NYT article about my wedding, they called my wife "a confident brunette saleswoman as comfortable ordering a pitcher of PBR at weeknight karaoke as she is improvising a client presentation to seal a $15M deal." But for me they just said "he looks like a Dick Tracy villain named Two Butts"

Here's my Old Manism of the Day: I wish young white guys would go back to getting haircuts like Jonathan Taylor Thomas instead of Morgan Wallen. You all look like you work at a gas station!

By secondly, HE knew, otherwise he wouldn't have paid to have get it graded. Grading is cost prohibitive enough that it's a waste of money to have it done on any ol' book. Dumbass motherfucker. He might be a nice guy, but I hate him.

Today, he sold a 9.8 Absolute Batman #1 on ebay, allegedly while he was in the store, and was boasting about it. "Who knew Absolute Batman #1 would be a hit?", he wondered aloud. Well, first off, EVERYONE. EVERYONE KNEW. It was a new #1 and comic fans are speculative morons. Myself included.

There's a guy who comes to the comic shop, blocks out the newest releases, chooses what he believes to be the best copies, and proceeds to bag and board them standing right there. He loudly talks about the most recent football games to anyone who'll listen.

Subway took us from being Subway MVPs to being members of the Sub Club, and that is a pretty steep demotion.

Oh God! Kill it with fire!!!

Easy to do when no one wants it!

I don't see a run on the SpongeBob meals @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social 🤣

Everyone is worried about RFK Jr, but his heart is bound to explode from a Stacker-2 overdose by Presidents Day, so I think we're good.

I'm really fed up with seeing "Star Trek" and "Villain" together. If I wanted to see marvel style shows, l'd just watch those instead, and I don't. I watch TNG and DS9 over and over.

"TNG and DS9 didn't have Villains" is certainly a Take™️

a kid drawing of Kermit with an automatic weapon looking pissed off and colorful letters saying "everyone can fuck off. even me."

giiiiiiiiiiirl don't try my last nerve rn

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros. LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Would it require new tooling? Could they do it on an Ewok body?

I know y'all hate MrBeast, but that motherfucker does candy bars better than Willy Wonka.

Four Homeless People Dead In What Girlfriend Refers To As 'Cuddle Weather'

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David Zaslav sucks. Don't get me wrong. That said, the shareholders must love him because he's still there. Meanwhile, Bob Chapek was so bad at Disney that they went and brought back his predecessor. So, I guess the question is this: Is Zaslav worse than his own predecessor? Seems like he's not?

But it's also been the way of things in general. Go look at early Fisher-Price and how it was owned by Quaker Oats. Diversification is just how things are done. And when it's a different industry, they sometimes know their limits and leave things as they are. Instead, we might get "WarnerFlix"

WB is just a company that "gets sold". That's its thing. If not Zaslav, someone else would do it. If not Netflix, some other company. This is, like, its 3rd sale in 30 years. It hasn't been its own entity in quite some time. I'd rather some non entertainment group buy it, like Johnson & Johnson.

Kimmel extended his contract? Nah, I would have been like "Fuck ALL y'all!"

I tried asking PEOPLE. Give me the A.I.!

You can be upset about more than one thing at a time, and, sure, A.I. sucks, but I feel like some of y'all are disproportionately mad about it. I understand it from the artists, but A.I. didn't kill your father. Yet.

Kinda crazy to get nominated for a movie nobody saw. I mean, it happens a lot, but usually those movies had limited release, and weren't considered colossal bombs.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Courtroom - SNL

I forgot how great this sketch was. Honestly, this whole episode was a classic.

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