When I enjoy a Dave Matthews Band song I am practicing Dialectical Thinking
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When I enjoy a Dave Matthews Band song I am practicing Dialectical Thinking
27.02.2026 00:39 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah more info needed
26.02.2026 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of my favorite Survivor things, as someone who doesn't really love Survivor like that, is Jeff Probst leaning into a weirdly lavish description of reward food that is for sure going to look amazingly fucked up. Squinting, grimacing, saying "baked ziti" in that phony astronaut accent he uses.
05.12.2024 02:53 β π 575 π 14 π¬ 34 π 3love how he hard he tries to make the word βWrapsβ sound like a forbidden pleasure
05.12.2024 03:02 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0No! No! Not my youthful vigor!
25.02.2026 14:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Naiads in shambles. Poseidon on notice. increasingly common Helios W
25.02.2026 14:05 β π 618 π 48 π¬ 9 π 1my agents are sucking me off at lightning speed. im nutting at speeds once considered merely theoretical
17.02.2026 18:22 β π 99 π 13 π¬ 0 π 0Yoda smoking a bong with light saber
Smoke that bonkers zaza Yoda will
24.02.2026 23:05 β π 119 π 28 π¬ 7 π 3i have got to consume products about this
05.01.2026 00:36 β π 56 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0ilia malinin performing to a medley that began with him saying βi know that i know nothingβ was his kiss of deathβ¦ heβd be biting gold right now had he led with pindarβs γΡνοι', ΞΏΞΞΏΟ Ξ΅ΟΟΞΉ ΞΌΞ±ΞΈΟΞ½ π
13.02.2026 22:22 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0uh oh β¦ the flower of my youth β¦ itβs drooping β¦
24.02.2026 23:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holo boy got me into some older stuff and I canβt get enough
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we had two popular filmsβlimitless and duneβwhich clearly demonstrated the power of fish oil pills, yet most of you don't take them. which is why you're getting lifemogged by codchads when you turn 80. "how come I'm not a bodybuilder with a 300 iq and a permanent erection?" because you didn't listen
24.02.2026 22:23 β π 26 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0TRANS WOMEN we need to get on this asap.
22.02.2026 18:52 β π 138 π 18 π¬ 15 π 7I saw the Cumaean Sibyl hanging in a jar, and when the children asked her: βSibyl, what do you want?β she answered: "We're all trying to find the guy who did this."
24.02.2026 14:25 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0thinking about frequency β¦ or was that amplitude?β¦
24.02.2026 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0scotty pippen jr with a wacky line on the heels of his on-court altercation in miami.
0-for-8 from the field, perfect 6-for-6 from the line, 5 steals, 7 turnovers
writing this feature about the legendary cardte hicks for @defector.com made me feel more connected to the heart & soul of women's basketball!
as a player & person, cardte was singular - but her experience of systemic racism in wbb was not. i hope this piece helps crack open more convo about it <3
- I cannot WAIT until I develop some kind of artistic or aesthetic sensibility!!
24.02.2026 04:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0compliment circle after the sex party
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