Knook

Nightmare blunt rotation

I want the epitaph on my headstone to be written in comic sans

Arial is the poor man’s Helvetica

I never even considered that Dr. Pepper could be a woman. Maybe I am a bad person.

I only eat the brown mushy pieces on the banana

Horse Hamlet be like: to be or not to be, that is equestrian

Harps are just manual pianos tbh

A family of splitgill mushrooms grow aligned on the edge of an upturned branch in a bare winter forest. They look like seashells on wet stone All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Color photo of a shorthaired black cat sitting by a window, looking outside at green foliage with its back to the camera with a leafy little houseplant next to it. The main light source is soft natural, indirect sunlight. It's a very calm and beautiful domestic scene.

💚 Photo from my collection, 1977.

Photo of my large handsome fluffy brown tuxedo tabby Fergus sitting upright in a small cardboard box.

Many people doubted Fergus. “He’ll never fit in that box!” they said. But I never doubted him. 🏆

Last day with his balls

Alright, you kids have a nice time raging against the machine. Take a jacket.

Cashier: that’ll be $125.99

Me: double it and give it to the next person

the comic is titled stoned food adventures. Two women are in a kitchen. one says “i think i put too much olive oil on my potato”. the other turns to see the speakers hands and plate dripping with a waterfall’s worth of olive oil.

More high lesbian antics involving food

#LGBT #Comics

Thank you for reminding me that book exists

Bro looks like Holofernes getting his head chopped off by Judith

I like when the second phase of the boss battle gives the boss a different, fancier name

Moon dressed as Saturn.

Printed instructions for microwaving a potato with encircled bullet point, “Potato may whistle in microwave.”

for the potato fears not death

No thoughts. Head empty

Yasss queen 💅

Don’t bother me, I’m studying for my prostate exam

What if instead of heaven or hell we all just in up at an airport terminal when we die?

Joker: *points to hotwheels collection* wanna know how I got these cars?

Santa: *pulls out a glock* This is a ho ho home invasion

Uni

He has the eyes of an Italian youth in a renaissance painting

Trueee

Santa’s not in the Bible