G Wil

a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ? ALT: a man with his eyes closed says we 've had one yes but what about second breakfast ?

We've had one yes, what about 2nd woke?

Inject this right into my veins.

a group of people are standing next to each other and one of them is covering her mouth . ALT: a group of people are standing next to each other and one of them is covering her mouth .

I'll be posting this all night.

Point Blank: SANDWICH

Shop cat helping me with maple board bow...

- Wayne Gretsky

Is that not a campaign contribution?

The importance of proper tailoring...

I don't think the run times are what bothers him...

Guillotine Paradox: while the murder of a select few individuals would likely lead to positive change, you do not want to live in a world where positive change is predicated on selective murder.

The dog whistle is now a siren.

an american flag with a bald eagle flying in front of it ALT: an american flag with a bald eagle flying in front of it

Chicken wings and shit posting...

Hopefully they never figure out how to respect and elevate their NCO corps. If they did. it'd all be over. Same with Russia.

@neguse.house.gov gives a lesson on how to reframe a journalist’s stupid question about #SNAP! 💪🏼

If Novo Nordisk is dumping staff, it's pure greed.

Peggy Noonan can step on a lego.

Tin foil hat time: I think ending SNAP benefits, increasing healthcare costs, and a gov't shutdown with missed paychecks are all intentional. These, along with an increasingly aggressive policing posture, are intended to create civil unrest.

Their cruelty and desire for power know no bounds.

This but worse...

Jesus Christ, read the fucking room.

There is a legal case that I am actually a space caterpillar—but it is strewn with obstacles.

In my naïveté, I never thought the Economists would become outright bootlickers, but here we are. Shame on you.

Where's our Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, and Liu Bei?

How is this not an SNL skit yet, where the reporters report the sky is blue, water is wet, and Johnson just denies it all.

Got 'em!

I always use a 12 gauge AK 47 Glock assault rifle when the dishwasher requires percussive maintenance

"Sorry, we were in a focus group about ignoring trans people and ICE kidnapping immigrants and instead really honing in on that winning, centrist message!"

*RFK Jr. goblin voice* "What you really need to look out for are the neutrino particles and eldritch humors in our nation's food supply. Lead is not a problem.'

-RFK Jr., Probably.

Elites do not care about “democracy” except inasmuch as they support any system of social organization in which they personally are elites. Now that they’ve figured out they can maintain their elevated status without democracy, they will all shrug and go about their frictionless lives.

The "Gov't is bad, actually" libertarians are so quiet such that we never need to hear from them again.