Paul Hicks

Everybody hurts, except for Susan, who refuses to come out of the chrysalis she commissioned from that weird guy at the iron works studio.

one batshit crazy presser after another. absolute bananas republic

ME: inside of you are two wolves-
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: I’m going to stop you right there

Today’s the anniversary of my brothers death, he died at 27 in 2009 in a drunk driving accident. Life has never been the same. Stop drinking and driving and be here for the people who love you

No one should ever have the power to autonomously cancel hundreds of millions of dollars for scientific research based on some lies they saw on YouTube.

People often ask me if there's a good reason why I'm sitting in their birdbath, but there almost never is

Oh my

Deep Space Nine scene. Weyoun is pictured in a dark cave. Weyoun is an alien with human features aside from long but not wide ears that stretch further down the jawline and look ribbed. He's talking to someone and looks spooked. Closed caption reads, "Of course, I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me."

MOM THE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE ARE BEING STUPID AGAIN

Our lovely cat, adopted from a rescue a year ago, is being operated on this morning to remove an old airgun pellet from his skull. We had no idea it was there until it caused an infection last week. Very grateful for any fingers you could cross for him.

ICE is hiring! US immigration and Customs Enforcement is looking for highly motivated, morally indifferent individuals to join our team. Open positions include: Senior Goon Racism Enforcement Office Unmarked Van Driver (Part-Time) Experience with children a plus usajobs.gov

From this month's edition of The Onion.

Listen, I was going to save my neighbor some money by performing surgery on them at home. Chatbot should be enough of a guide, right? It's just a blood clot.

Statehood for D.C. now.

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.

#pediatriccancer #cancermom

If Arrest Warrants were recently Issued for your Elected Leaders, then you do NOT live in a Free Country. On a related note; They are DEFINITELY coming for you & your Family next if you do nothing.

No offense, of course.

good god man put some intelligence on

Two ducks sit in the back of a police cruiser.

quack dealers

They don’t tell you, but you can smoke at confession

Hotboxing the Confession Booth has now been officially added to my Bucket List.

Always try to cancel a subscription and see if they give you a discount offer before your free trial is over I have literally halved many subscription costs this way

YOU'LL GET YOUR QUORUM OVER OUR COLD, DEAD HANDS! YEEEEE-HAAAW!

-Texas Democrats, probably

the cultured hairy man
Brent Fair

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Music with dinner

Dear @cbsnews.com please tell your app to stop trying to shove @60minutes.bsky.social down my throat.

From the sneaky way the banner slides to 60 minutes RIGHT as I select something else, to the way it AutoPlays after every show.

NO ONE wants to watch 60 Minutes. Stop trying to force fake ratings.

I wish life was more like the first 1/3 of "Boogie Nights", and less like the last 2/3 of "Boogie Nights."

Rachel Summers smiling in a volcano next to the Onion article “Mom and Dad, I’m gay and also stronger than both of you so don’t try any shit.”

Sorry, I can’t. I have to spend quality time with my new lighter before I lose it.

we have always been at war with the bureau of labor statistics