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@karlakp.bsky.social

A human doing human things and trying to engage with other humans. A 13 year old brain in a middle aged body. I like fart jokes, plants, cars, bodily autonomy and vintage style (not values).

119 Followers  |  148 Following  |  178 Posts  |  Joined: 07.01.2025  |  1.6134

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Good! Do it! And we can then rebuild it with integrity, ethics, compassion, and following the law and the Constitution.

19.02.2026 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7500    ๐Ÿ” 1617    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 678    ๐Ÿ“Œ 191

Wouldnโ€™t it be funny if all these stupid politicians doing tv ads saying they are trump approved lose the election because a trump stamp of approval is actually deadweight now?

That would be awesome - letโ€™s do that.

#voteblue #fuckmaga

14.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That PAC is bullshit and Shame on #Talarico for allowing that. Makes me even more #TeamCrockett

07.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey #LoneStarRising PAC, your ad against #JasmineCrockett sucks balls. Stop with the attacks and division. Really uncool.

07.02.2026 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WE, THE PEOPLE, DO NOT WANT GREENLAND.

PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE.

14.01.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to news. trump wants to send military in to Iran to support people who are fighting their dictatorial government meanwhile heโ€™s sending troops against his own people who are fighting against their dictatorial government.

Have I got that right?

#begood

13.01.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This canโ€™t be real!?!? Holy crap

23.12.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The past couple days have shown me the absolute best and absolute worst of humanity. Iโ€™m coping by eating a large calzone and a substantial glass of wine and just being grateful all is ok and nobody got hurt.

12.12.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best part of living alone: getting dressed and remembering your bra is in the den where you left it when you took it off yesterday while watching tv.

09.12.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIL thereโ€™s varieties of pecans. Who knew?

02.12.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting at a table eating popcorn . ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table eating popcorn .

Iโ€™m loving the MAGA confusion over #Mamdani. How can he be a Muslim who will impose sharia law yet also be a social democrat liberal snowflake? Ah the knot twisting and circular arguments. Heavenly.

06.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And now Kennedy walks it back.

30.10.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What could go wrong? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

30.10.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Squatty potty in a public bathroom- thoughts?

29.10.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh that last episode.

26.10.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got both in one arm and had no side effects whatsoever. Minimal soreness at site of shots. But just- nothing.

26.10.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are worried about getting your #Covid shots in Texas, donโ€™t be. As of now I just booked an appt at #cvs for this afternoon and done. #covidshots

09.09.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve spent a good chunk of my career relying on American science and engineering to keep me alive. Yesterday, RFK Jr. testified at the U.S. Senate Finance Committee. It was sad to see him try to destroy the lifeโ€™s work of so many American scientists. He shouldnโ€™t be in this job.

05.09.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28009    ๐Ÿ” 5697    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 761    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168
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Texas House OKs transgender bathroom ban after years of GOP attempts The bill would bar transgender adults from using bathrooms that align with their gender identity in government and school buildings.

This is just so mean and wrong. Stay out of our pants. if you really want us to be safe enact gun control and give women control of their own reproductive health care www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/tex...
#voteblue

29.08.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it looks like Trump just wrecked the solar industry. Like, just fucking squashed it. Recession is coming. I feel it.

18.08.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new statesman is much better, for sure. Even online.

17.08.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LET THE BIRTHDAY WEEKEND COMMENCE.

15.08.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

13.08.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32883    ๐Ÿ” 10498    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 953    ๐Ÿ“Œ 400

lol. State farm sends me a Very Important Email that my โ€œbilling experienceโ€ will change.

I can think of a lot of life experience Iโ€™ve had. A State Farm โ€œbilling experienceโ€ is NOT one of them.

#insurance #statefarm #notagreatexperience

11.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Book called โ€˜most people are cuntsโ€™ by Dr Seuss

Book called โ€˜most people are cuntsโ€™ by Dr Seuss

#Booksky

08.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8799    ๐Ÿ” 1045    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

Scandi fabulous.

31.07.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got diary of a madman cranked out in the casita. I learned my sound system really gets loud and I remember all the lyrics to every song. Is this why I failed algebra?
#ozzy #RIPOzzy

24.07.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Conspiracy weirdos like Marjorie Taylor Greene are saying that God couldn't be responsible for a gigantic flood, which makes me think they didn't read the Bible they talk about so much.

07.07.2025 13:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 378    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Back from a week in the mountains and high sierra and just wondering- why do I live in Texas? Iโ€™ve always hated humid air. Sigh. Post vacation blahs.

06.07.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

124 lbs farmers carries. Felt good. #stronglikebull #fitnesssky #liftheavy #pushyourself

31.05.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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