Megan

We really couldn’t come up with a better name, eh?

Stella got stung by a bee on her paw this morning so she’s been cosplaying as the Pixar lamp all day.

First pic she’s definitely saying “Count your fucking days, mom. Better sleep with one eye open tonight.”

Oof, that was ugly but it’s a start - told my therapist my goal was to get one 30min ride in before our next appointment. The judgmental side eye from my new workout buddy didn’t help though 👀

If anyone needs me I’ll be worshipping the cold floor for awhile.

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Me wondering why I felt like a sloth on Ambien all day yesterday and just now realized:

I took hydroxyzine instead of Wellbutrin.

Am I officially an old now that I realize I gotta label my pill bottles with different color stickers or something?

Caillou is the real CIA plant here.

Lime green Trek road bike on a smart trainer and black mat in front of a TV with Zwift displayed.

New puppy followed by said puppy having a solid 5 months of health issues last year meant I went from riding 100+ miles/week to zero all year.

But…we are so back. It’s over for ya’ll 💪

“You rang?”
-Stella

Wild Wednesday night at 34: in bed by 9 with a few electrodes slapped on the back of my neck, frovatriptan and Tylenol down the hatch, and ice beanie on my head.

That’s exactly the sound I’m going to put to this!

If anyone needs tree removal services, just let me know. Stella will gladly do it for free 🤣

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Better me than her and ending up with a $$$ vet bill.

Mind you, this happened while I was bending down to pick up Stella’s shit.

Asshole bee.

I love bees.

The one that was bugging Stella, freaked her out, then flew under the brim of my baseball hat and stung me on my eyebrow can go die though.

HAPPY SATURDAY

Clonidine + Trazadone + Gabapentin: 100

Stella: 0 and high AF

🪱

neighborhood is great, and perfect place for a variety of different walks with Stella. Rent increase is a mere 2%/year which is peanuts.

Completely lucked out. Saw the listing 30 mins after it got posted and were the first people to jump on it.

Yep. Old place was jacking up our rent over 12% and we’ve had so many issues with the staff in the year we’ve been there. Complete asshats.

Found this house and it’s almost $1k/mo less than what we would’ve paid had we stayed. And we have twice the square footage, it’s in a very quiet area

It’s not even been 12 hours since getting over here and it’s made a world of difference already! 🧘‍♀️

When people ask you what’s the most insane thing you’ve done for your dog?

Moved house. She’s so excited and has so much room for happy zoomies 🥰 This park is her absolute favorite place to go on adventures so we really lucked out.

Love having Black Hill Regional Park as our new back yard. Trail entrance is about 1/4 mile from the house and we have a lake view 🥰

BUT

Not getting same-day hangovers would be nice, too.

Red adidas Indiana University basketball jersey with #40 in white

Packing to move this week and always love rediscovering things.

I wish I could go back to being 21 again when my biggest concerns were:
1) Get grades good enough to get into grad school
2) Beat Purdue (and UK) 🏀

#hoohoohoo

Touching grass is not enough I need to walk down a misty forest trail and right into a spider-web at face height

Luckily dodged it a few times 🤣 Got smart and added 2 bungee extensions to the end of the 30ft leash so my shoulder doesn’t get yanked out either

Nature is cool.