Mees

Yes miss kelly on it oorah oh seven

Fire emblem fates is like a really tasty burger that looks real good and then you see that the label reads "mashed centipedes burger"

even if you wear short sleeves, no one will look at you weirdly if you have bare arms and legs and present male. That's not even remotely weird. And even if people do, saying "I shaved it off because I didn't like it" is also a completely acceptable normal answer that won't raise suspicions

True, even if my disdain for google's mass surveillance shan't go unmentioned when it comes to pokemon go

Called a brother and she visibly whinces

Cadence of hyrule mentioned. I'm besides myself.

Nintendo should hand their IP off to small independent teams more often and let them make crazy shit

1) Wand of gamelon
2) Faces of evil
3) Zelda's adventure

The cloak might be a little euphoric at least

Medieval monkmoding

You were sitting across from me when you wrote this, should of just kissed me, gayass~ ❤️❤️

Today I saw someone on a queer forum ask "how much of my body hair can I shave off and get away with it while in boymode" to which the answer obviously is "all of it"

You instant loss mindbreak one of the tentacle beasts and briefly '24/105' pops up onscreen

"Careful D, the tentacle beasts could be around you anywhere"
"Hmm, lube, huh? That could come in handy"
"Press 'R3' to activate sex pervert vision"

There's an incredibly easy and obvious solution to this and it's porn games with a budget produced by ubisoft

The muppet with the golden sun: the lost age

Luigi is the rogue

It's obviously satire but these days with how they're acting you could have fooled me 🙄🙄🙄 shacking my heaf

Banger

The secondhand sewing machines call to me but there is no space to put them in. I don't have any more space. I only have one room in my house.

What if its pop marxist slop in portrait mode with soap cutting in the top half and subway surfers spliced between but it's the best thing you've ever seen also

"Lore accurate" usually involves looking at how other characters (or prophecies/legends) describe what that character is capable of which misses the point of what those things often are in storytelling so bad. They're not manuals, that's not how any of this works

This was a message cut and pasted from my discord message field because the person I was saying this in response to wasn't transgender

Matrix and The matrix are alike because I only hear about it from people who are annoying or transgender

image depicts three different drawings of a fan interpretation of Dess holiday, dressed in grunge/tomboy aesthetic along with the silhouette of the roaring Knight next to her on the first pose and image_friend cat next to her legs in the last/right pose

my take on Dess holiday 🦌❄️🖤

How long do I have to read the pokedex entries

What the fuck is he even doing with that guitar it's nowhere near what the track is sounding like 😭😭

These two mindsets are not mutually exclusive.

My homunculus...

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong