Alice

“war is very strange, you never know what’s going to happen with war” - President Trump literally just said this to the assembled generals

Kevin Macleod voice: It might seem imposing this medieval fortress jutting out of the unassuming landscape of World 8-4, but inside Bowser has made a haven of minimalistic lava pits and death traps befitting of his despotic eccentricity. Does it work? Hard to tell. Certainly it’s a tyrant of its own

As Jimmy Carr takes money from the Saudi Government for working with a man who likes to masturbate in front of young women , I presume he is planning his next Jordan Peterson style podcast appearance explaining how Saudi women & families of murdered journalists don’t know how lucky they are

feeding my cat some freeze dried chicken so he can pretend he’s on a space station

This only happens to you once

40k painting tutorial: this green is called methuselah’s humours by fopworks. the bug they used to make this pigment went extinct in 2003 and every employee with the company mysteriously went missing shortly after. if you can’t find any, waaagh flesh is a close match

me: i need that green

"a time of healing, a time of whatever" is an absolute banger unfortunately

ceej @ceej.online ME: and he's in a hot dog suit, but then the camera pans over and there's another guy who's dressed in like, hot dog colors! it's so fucking funny man GOTH TEEN: (trying to nudge the ouija planchette toward GOOD BYE) haha totally ME: so fucking good. you should look it up. do they still have netflix March 12, 2024 at 7:07 PM

Text reads: Google search bar: “how to clean a rescued pigeon” Al Overview Pigeons are usually clean, even wild ones. You can try these steps to clean a rescued pigeon: • Remove the label • Remove the head • Make a small incision in the wing and snap to join •Cut off the wing •Remove the legs • Clean the top bone

Oh.

That doesn’t seem right

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

Yes Alex!

Don’t get me wrong, I love Hot for Teacher.

I just said “I think maybe Van Halen are overrated,” and this is what Richard did.

Screenshot of part of the LEGO Ideas website, showing a side view of a diorama featuring both creatures

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

We’ve just seen this, by creator “Menapian” - a 4,998-piece set of the Great Exhibition (1851) Crystal Palace - complete with a bonus Megalosaurus and Ichthyosaur…

beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

Small bird perched on the edge of a feeder staring into the camera with a slight head tilt

Our bird feeder ran empty while we were away for the weekend and I came back to it’s camera roll full of disappointed looking birds

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

A SKELTAN REACHIN FOR A PLATE OF PICKLE'S : "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES CAN I HAVE THEM??????" - IN THIS ROASTED TERD OF A WORLD YOUR EITHER THE ONE GIVIN UP THE PICKLES OR YOUR THE ONE EATEN THEM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Heard a big noise. The storm appears to have smashed off one the windows of the flats opposite.

👀

the most controversial statement you can make in this world right now is that it’s bad that israel is committing a genocide

Just tried to turn up the volume on the amp and the fairy lights came on.

I saw him on the tube the other day and he looks AWFUL

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

Dick Grayson debuted as Robin in April 1940, became Nightwing July 1984, so June 2028 will mark the dickquinox, the exact point he was Robin and Nightwing for the same amount of time.

What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?

I just got hit by a falling conker which for the 1st of September seems a bit obvious.

Sainsbury's Corn Flakes from 1973 superimposing a outlined sun witha face over fields of wheat and corn

bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes

Once all the players and the keepers have taken penalties the order should be:
- Managers
- Mascots
- Random fans