dapper dan

huh

Joseph R Biden Jr.

somebody need a wise, forward-thinking, honest catholic leader?

It’s time for Woke 2, ushered in by Vatican 3.

Number 1

Pope Francis after hanging out with JD Vance for like 10 minutes

[Pope Francis with his dying breath] Jorkin Dapeanus Vance

FUCK

median 2024 voter: i can barely afford groceries! eggs cost too much!
me, a real aldihead:

median 2024 voter: i can barely afford groceries! eggs cost too much!
me, a real aldihead:

how it feels to walk out of a solid aldi run

you gotta admire the way important right wingers have been able dodge serious illness/death until they’re already way out of the picture

it’s libs dying that ain’t never died before

Headshot of Pope Francis

Headshot of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor

the future of American liberalism hinges on two woke catholic legends holding it out for a little bit longer

been stressed about the world lately ofc but never thought that a potential papal election would be the thing that could push me over the edge

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theyre saying i’m like the east india company of introducing bisexual women to poppers

bro last night was a nixon white house tape

can i get my juul settlement money in zyn rewards points

not to mention these stores are installing massive self-checkout aisles (where shoplifting is basically encouraged) so they can lay off said employees

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This thing is useless

i like to think the photographer who took this gavel stock image is getting billions in royalties and retired at 28

matt gaetz looks like a funeral director in toontown

can’t wait to install debian on this puppy and make it my personality

i knew a guy who did it in 2015 with hair gel as lube. he’d fit in here

For sale: one slurp juice, never given to any ape

anybody else feel like aldi has Barenaked Ladies vibes. im off my meds