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I watched “Jurassic Bark” on purpose today.

Not my wisest choice.

#IYKYK

My top five Metallica songs of all-time:

1) Damage Inc.
2) Fade to Black
3) Disposable Heroes
4) Creeping Death
5) Whiplash

Honorable mentions: Spit Out the Bone, Dyers Eve, Of Wolf and Man, Battery

I fangirl way harder over funny Bluesky accounts than I ever have over any celebrity

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I mean this with every fiber of my being...

Why is the 'whole' dripping with cum?

I miss going to midnight launches for new video games.

I miss the time before micro-transactions and paywalls.

I miss when games didn’t launch broken and needing a day one patch.

In WWE Unreal, he admitted to needing to up his conditioning, which it didn't appear that he did based on my observation of how he appeared in the ring.

Everyone botches & makes mistakes, but his seemed to occur more often than his peers.

IMHO, his singles wrestling skills are just underdeveloped.

Me at 9:01 A.M. every Monday ⬇️

Given how he was pushed in 2025, it was warranted.

Dude had arenas behind him, was handed the keys, and crashed the car.

Monday is the Tuesday of Mondays.

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Stormtrooper - “how long have you had these droids?”

Obi kenobi - “The Dow jones is over 50k”

Does the young-Leia arc do anything for you?

I feel like that part of the series distracted from so much of the overall story and took time away from compelling characters that I felt should be explored more.

My eleven year old dog is still a puppy, and you, nor anyone else, will be convincing me otherwise.

This applies to all dogs, therefore, dog is absolutely still a puppy.

Truly vile recipe from an old cookbook for something called wiener goo.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your wiener goo.

KNEES WEAK

As someone trying to put on a few pounds myself, eating that often and that much is WAY harder than most people recognize.

That 9:30 P.M. snack is not as awesome as I used to think it is.

As they shouldn't!

[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!

The angle of this beer makes me want to bow down to it.

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Imagine having the brain capacity to say women "are the ones hurting the fertility rate" when women are the ones giving birth to all of the babies.

Imagine having an even lower brain capacity to hear that, and say to yourself "this guy's onto something."

I need a second job to buy all the sports cards I want 😩

Hey Black folks that make ice cream: let me give you a coupon code for my ice cream recipes! Message me! Happy Black History Month! ❤️

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I cuddle with these two goofballs nightly.

Also, when I say ‘cuddle,’ I mean ensure years of future chiropractor appointments by contorting myself to ensure they’re comfortable in my bed.

One of the best days of the year!!!

These look phenomenal and I bet they taste even better,

Bravo!

Just like that, worked has consumed me the last 48 hours.

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