Sneept Gundf

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Cheers!

I hope your vacation was everything you wanted and needed 🥂

LIMA TIME

I flossed today and will do so again in the morning in preparation for my visit to the dentist tomorrow after work.

I’m hoping this will be enough to make it appear I floss regularly 😅

I hate how much I enjoy them!

Oh, I am convinced many children were produced thanks to that video and song 😂

I remember when I was 12 years old and I saw D’Angelo’s music video for “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” for the first time.

It was the earliest that I can remember ever thinking to myself “Damn, that dude is JACKED.”

Rest in power 🤘

Frosted Flakes Pumpkin Spice with a Tony Tiger dressed for fall

Why is he living such a better life than me

Dear @bsky.app,

I think I speak for everyone when I say that Blue Sky could really benefit from the following:

1) Group Chats
2) Voice Chats
3) Polls

Thank you for your consideration.

Signed,

Michael

Oh, and also, they think looking like that will get them laid.

The average Joe Everyperson wants to believe that they can look like Johnson just by dieting & working out 45 minutes a day.

It's impossible.

Johnson has the time, resources, trainers, dieticians, supplements, steroids, and in-home gym that most people can't even fathom.

This is fantastic news! I hope you are incredibly proud of yourself.

One of my core memories from my childhood was renting this movie from my local library and watching it on repeat.

It's one of my five favorite films of all-time.

I watched it with my son recently and sang him the songs and he absolutely loved it. Definitely a proud father moment for me 🖤

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Food: Mushrooms

Film: The Spirit (2008)

Song: "The Bleeding" by Five Finger Death Punch

Kevin Gausman is a longtime supporter of Pride Nights and LGBTQ inclusion in baseball, and I think that’s nice

A Pumpkin Spice Latte at breakfast.

Good news received after a visit to the doctor.

Sushi for lunch.

Sold over $100 worth of sports cards.

I have to say, Monday is shaping up to be way better than originally expected.

(NOTE: Tuesday is usually a much, much worse day than Monday)

This is me with my dog who is turning eleven next week.

I feel your sadness 🫂

I also would like radar echoes like this in December in the Chicagoland area.

Pretty please, Mr. Claus.

The best part about being an adult is the concept that you, I, or anyone can decide they want an entire birthday cake, even when its not our birthday, and then just go buy it.

Not only that, we can eat the whole damn thing if we want!

Being an adult mostly sucks, but this part ain't so bad.

You can't tell me what to do.

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.

ICE was in Des Plaines this afternoon, approximately 30 minutes ago. They were on Golf Road between S Elmhurst Road and S Arlington Heights Road.

Stay safe out there, people.

@katmabu.bsky.social

Myles Straw

Ahem, Kilometers Straw

Happy Birthday!!!!

🎂🎉🥂

a man is standing in front of a sliding glass door and says i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread ALT: a man is standing in front of a sliding glass door and says i 'm feeling this like deep aching sense of dread

David Rose memes and GIFs so well.

Oh, and good morning or whatever.

True Detective Season 0.1

“It’s my birthday”
“How old are you?”
“23!”
“Nobody likes you when you’re 23.”
*hurt look*
“… wait… *googles* sorry that song came out in 1999 and is older than you are”

That’s an insult to meth sweat and garbage water.

Ooooh, jealous! What kinda wine, what kinda pizza, and what game?

Brain: Maybe you should buy that new game everyone’s playing right now.

Me: No. NO! I will not give in to FOMO.

Brain: Okay but what if you did ?

Me: