Michael Samonek

“Grrrr we have to let them know we have no mercy so they stop coming here” - yeah being a soul-dead monster is a choice you don’t switch on and off, it’s just who you are

This is what we mean when we say MAGA is a hate movement. No human being deserves this treatment for crossing a border and the sneering, despicable right wingers who cheer for this are pure evil

Post indisputable bangers that someone will get worked up over,

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Meanwhile the truly subversive teachers are in Minnesota.

I can tell today is going to be great and I'm going to feel great because it's 6.27 am and I'm already in a full body sweat despite it being 64 degrees outside.

I'm sure MAGA texans are sneering themselves to death with joy about this but this act is the most "Texas" thing one of their politicians has done in many decades.

Well Paxton being crooked is pretty Texas too actually.

Also I will not be surprised at all if Amazon launches a "Young Bond" series about his hijinx at Eton or some shit. I think it would be fun, but again, I'm not a big fan so my opinion is suspect

In 2004 this article would have been the top OWA in town for some combination of Owen, Vince, Ben or Will to star in.

I'm not a huge bond fan but I do think it's interesting that the first line of the first book is "The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning" and nothing in the movies ever really evokes that.

Imagining a movie about a college professor where that semester’s focus isn’t also the theme of the movie itself

I don’t think maga is mad at trump

Every “Harris lost because….” Post has to include “a LOT of nominally democrat voters are unhinged solipsistic weirdos”

Underarm!!

Make it illegal to make money as a political “commentator” and watch and laugh as all these parasitic shitheads struggle to find real jobs

Wasn’t Jeff a Barr family friend?

What “census miscount admission?” Are republicans crying because their years of telling the base not to comply with census takers may have worked?

They are hired for having That Face, aren’t they?

I know how conformation bias works but I still think it’s an odd coincidence that I just started liking pickles last year and now everything is pickle flavored

In the liberal coffee shop no less!!

Journey is a great band. They gave great songs.

I’ve heard don’t stop believing 3x in 24 hours - in public spaces against my will and I will NEVER forgive David Chase from giving this schmaltzy mediocrity a second life

Yes they did tho.

Stick to acting

Ironic that America’s Wang is so intensely homophobic

lol fix your shithole state first dipshits

Not the point I know but does this imply me and a guest get to see one artist or do I get two shows in one night?

Considering his base loathes Ukraine and thinks it’s full of hunter biden bio labs or whatever I don’t know why he’s even teasing this.

lol yes I feel so loved by this asshole as a non-maga American

Dude cannot utter a single normal sentence

I know nothing matters in MAGA world but if you are just going to say “this isn’t MY problem” you shouldn’t ask to be president