Michael Samonek

When we list venerated character actor Toby Huss's greatest roles this one must be near the top.

Don't... eat... metal. DON'T EAT METAL!!!

No coalition of the willing this time, huh?

Oh he's a democrat? His bio doesn't say so I assumed he was MAGA based on the posts.

I hate that I just thought "Who in the administration won big on Kalshi today?"

Well the nobel committee dodged a bullet, huh?

I think a lot of Americans believe a "regime" is just like 25 guys and once they're gone things get better.

B-E-E-T-S, not B-E-A-T-S.

So it started?

The cow is giving kerosine

It's probably fine.

One of my great coming of age moments was when I realized that Rodney Dangerfield was constantly coked out of his mind when he was on TV.

I heard the radio's gonna play some NEW MUSIC

you know, the B R I T I S H I N V A S I O N...

Don't want to piss off the modfather!

If a big account wants to steal this prompt and post it as their own I'd love to see people's answers!

I like that Michael Shannon has an REM cover band. If I was a wellish known character actor I would do an Elvis Costello cover band.

Prompt no one will see: if you were a Michael Shannon level celebrity what band would you do a touring tribute to?!?

Bro saw behind the curtain, realized he was wrong about everything and quit rather than change his mind

Theo von and Joe Rohan are not expressing any legitimate regret. Rogan defends trump on Epstein non-stop.

My favorite bumper sticker

The One Aesthetic™

Jesus christ enough with the distressed flag look. Fuck. Just fuck. Stop you tedious bores.

Officer I’d like to report a rage bait

The leftiest leftist in lefttopia has never talked as much shit about this country as President Asshole has.

Dear sneaker companies. Make more size 12 shoes. You are always out of them. Maybe cut back on the 5.5s that are ALWAYS in stock.

I should be able to sue Puma for advertising me shoes I want that aren't in my size.

Here comes the FIFA® Supremest Court

should i look up the lyrics to Glycerine or just keep singing "Bad news water girl!" on the bridge.

It really messed me up when I crashed out of show biz. I wanted to explain why my films didn’t work why my projects didn’t go, i wanted another chance damn it! But I didn’t get one and that’s life and I accept it.

But guys like max landis get infinity tries. Glad I’m done with that industry

Jimmy Carter suggested beating high energy costs by wearing a sweater if you're cold in your house and they made fun of him for it literally until he died.

I did it. I edited a post. The guardrails are gone.

"I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts" by X is about talking obsessively about music to distract oneself from the horrors of the world.