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Idk about u but me and my friends would've killed John Forrester with hammers

09.11.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

guy wearing an “all rifles matter” tshirt to his toddler’s soccer game: im sick and tired of identity politics

01.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 185 🔁 14 💬 4 📌 0

Lmao, everyone else is performative, though? The call is coming from inside the house, ma'am.

30.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got any other jokes, I've already heard that one

29.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmao. Liberal conspiracy theories are awesome man. Soros paid me to go to no kings, too.

29.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just their enablers, got it.

29.10.2025 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When Mills Loses to Collins, will you be glad you held the line?

29.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

I think Zohran should give Sliwa some sort of position in the NYC animal shelter system tbh. That man is earnest about his love of cats. Maybe let him do a Cat Guardian Angels thing hunting rats and mice in the city.

26.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is how I feel whenever I open Facebook

25.10.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with #twinpeaks #showtime on the bottom right Alt: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with #twinpeaks #showtime on the bottom right Matthew lillard, right before a supernatural entity caves his head in.

23.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is why countries with grown up institutions have elections when their national government can't pass a budget

21.10.2025 16:16 — 👍 66 🔁 9 💬 4 📌 0

He'll be played by Michael Cera in a discount Iannucci conedy

21.10.2025 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok all the people talking about the white house security let’s calm down a little i mean what do we care if the white house is secure. i’m not that invested in the safety of anyone in the white house

21.10.2025 05:12 — 👍 488 🔁 49 💬 4 📌 2

That's cardio baybee

21.10.2025 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sorry #mariners #alcsgame7

21.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not that I want that to happen, just keeping my expectations low.

20.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It'll probably drop immediately after they lose

20.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Billions. With a B. Insane.

18.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Frustrated, annoyed, just tipsy enough to REALLY want a cigarette. I'm not having one tho. Maybe a TINY hit of weed when I get home.

18.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chat is this good

12.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 121 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 0

AI Mr Bean: *blinks at me*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *gives a shocked expression, hand covering mouth*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *wiggles eyebrows*

14.10.2025 13:22 — 👍 306 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 1

Great flick! Love me some Yorgos Lanthimos.

13.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More people should probably know about the riot NYPD held in 1992

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13.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 103 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 1

If you like Hollywood Undead you're simply not allowed to shit talk Hobo Johnson. I like Hobo Johnson('s first two albums), I love shit talking Hobo Johnson.

13.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just arcade cabinets and pinball machines baby. Manifesting being the cool gay uncle

12.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd do it too if I had money

12.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They have all the downsides of an ICE car except the fossil fuel.

12.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, they meant Richard.

12.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 80s ones both go hard. Not sure what's going on with the London fog but it isn't speaking to me the same way.

08.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about Shallowater?

08.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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