MaplewoodRoad

Sometimes I hate not having washboard abs but then I pat my stomach and think, "Remember that quattro formaggi pizza you had in Barcelona? Yeah that was nice."

netflix should do a documentary on people who aren’t ready to order when they get to the counter.

DoorDash but it’s someone who shows up to do the dishes after dinner

Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.

Pasta + cheese = happiness 🍝 🧀 😃

And sometimes I need to leave the room and then walk back into the room to remember why I was going in the room.

White Chocolate Cranberry Cookies - Maplewood Road These white chocolate cranberry cookies are our new favorite cookie this year! Soft and chewy, with chunks of white chocolate and tart cranberries, they're a real crowd pleaser. And they're sooo easy ...

Yum!

I like them in crust form, underneath a cheesecake.

Boo

Fold in the cheese 🧀

YES! Oh, I’m sorry, all I heard was chocolate.

She sees you when you’re sleeping, she knows when you’re awake

Where do I sign up to be a taste tester? 🥄

Don’t forget to wear your fancy pants. 👖

I’m going to assume her name is Riley

Boop

Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

One man’s trash…🌟

The 1980s Sesame Street: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…6, 7, 8, 9, 10…11, 12 do do do doo

Also, ducking your head down just a little while driving into a parking garage 🚘

And I was not invited because…

Also canned anything…soup, corn, baked beans.

Chapstick pocket 👖

Crafts & baking. Cookies and cupcakes always make you feel better. 🍪 🧁 😊

We won’t go until we get some 🥄

The tv remote. Muah ah ah.

Gatsby says hi.

chicken tikka masala checks all the boxes for what i need out of food: tastes good & pleasant to say out loud. yup. thats chicken tikka masala