Tim

Insane jam you say 👀

Béla Fleck just announced he’s cancelling his performance at the Kennedy Center with the National Symphony Orchestra 💪

The best cheeseburgers come on well-toasted English muffins

Zzzzz

Seems like more than a few people coulda made a nice penny over on polymarket

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

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Sir

There’s a guy in my office who just leaves his personal toothbrush on the open counter in the men’s room

Midtown work lunch spot deli definitely recycled yesterday's Chicken Noodle Soup but the broth is actually better soooo

Mamdani will be sworn in in the station that inspired the Turtles lair in TMNT 2: The Secret Of The Ooze

Fresh pow kinda morning

the governor of new york state almost canceled this because the guy who runs the diner across the street from the most famous mass transit hub in america didn't like it

I know it’s not surprising, but Jesus Christ. What a corrupt administration from top to bottom.

Not too many i can think of. Spunto is the only one off the top of my head

A Quote Tweet from NYC Councilmember Vickie Paladino @VickieForNYC stating: “We’re in the midst of a global jihad the likes of which the world has never seen, and we cannot ignore it. “We need to take every seriously the need to begin the expulsion of Muslims from western nations, or at the very least the severe sanction of them within western borders. “The administration needs to begin developing a formal legal framework for the denaturalization process and get it over with before we end up with another 9/11 or worse. Enough is enough.” The quoted tweet from @DrewPavlu stating: “AUSTRALIAN HERO TOOK GUN OFF SHOOTER “TERROR ATTACK SYDNEY AT LEAST 10 DEAD “AUSTRALIAN HERO TOOK DOWN GUNMAN”

A million Muslims live in New York City. We belong here, as does every other New Yorker.

This is vile Islamophobia from the Councilwoman and it has no place in our city.

No to the cold no to the snow no to the coat no to the boots why does the world hate me

Ho ho ho

"there's a new serif in town"

IYKYK

You’d think it’d be something they could figure out

Whatever you do do not be tempted to get the new Taco Bell in downtown bk it’s -1/10

We're all trying to find the guy who did this dot jpg

Just did this!! Refrained from the doctor but long showers inhaling steam was the turning point

MTV guy knows what’s hip