Zev Levi

What’s your non-therapy therapy?

Bard: Retail therapy!

Druid: Self-medication.

Ranger: Boxing.

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What is your office party achilles heel?

Bard: Karaoke.

Sorcerer: Manhunt.

Druid: How many M&Ms can you fit in your mouth?

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Life Stages

Barbarian: Taker -> Provider -> Taker.

Wizard: Fool -> Sage.

Bard: Wise of heart -> Wise of mind -> wise of heart and mind.

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What is Emptiness?

Wizard: Devoid of intelligence.

Bard: Devoid of personal connection.

Barbarian: A dry Scottish lake.

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What’s your favourite dance?

Bard: Avant-Guard performance art.

Wizard: Debating competitions.

Sorcerer: Speaking in tongues at church.

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What is a sign that you’ve worked hard on something?

Wizard: It’s longer.

Bard: It’s shorter.

Artificer: It doubles as a coffee maker!

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What’s your Fish-in-the-Office-Microwave?

Bard: Chit-Chat in the communal workspace.

Wizard: “Organising” other people’s work spaces.

Druid: Meetings with “devil’s advocate” people.

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Respect

Bard: If you’re humble, you won’t need others to respect you.

Monk: If you’re humble, you’ll demand others respect you, along with all living things.

Wizard: Respect is earned by wisdom. If you’re humble, you’ll know when to demand it and when to not.

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Incredibly Easy yet Astonishingly Hard

Monk: Thinking of Nothing.

Wizard: Listening to Others.

Bard: Sitting still.

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Visiting the doctor

Bard: Limited. They’re experts in half the story that refuse to acknowledge the other half.

Wizard: Lazy. Read the manual and figure it out yourself.

Druid: Dangerous. Their catch-all answer is a gateway to webs of addictive and foreign dependencies.

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Where do you go to escape?

Druid: A new forest.

Bard: A forest. With hot showers. And a place to charge my phone. And an Instagram view.

Monk: Places are an illusion. All containment and escape is in the mind. So I go back to my room.

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“Let’s circle back to our synergy and grab the low-hanging-fruit.”

Bard: “We need a safe space to process how our talents complement each other to convey our message.”

Wizard: “The simplest path is for you to do exactly what I say.”

Monk: “Water doesn’t complain about reshaping mountains.”

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“I have to push back on that issue.”

Bard: “I can see your point, but simultaneously…”

Wizard: “A charming hypothesis. Unfortunately for us all, the evidence doesn’t support it.”

Sorcerer: “What made you think now was a good time for a terrible suggestion?”

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“As per my previous email…”

Bard: “As the poet once said…”

Wizard: “And again for those with sub-par comprehension skills…”

Druid: “If I didn’t say this before, I apologise…”

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Resistance

Bard: Laughter in a time of oppression.

Artificer: A property of metal in electric circuits.

Sorcerer: How hard it is to perform mind control.

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Finally someone speaking truth to power

Silliness

Bard: A necessary part of the spectrum of emotional animals.

Wizard: Foolishness. Can be appropriate in the right circumstances.

Sorcerer: Weakness.

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Pocket Money

Wizard: Fools’ Gold given to children for learning how to be helpful.

Warlock: Symbolic payment for slave labor.

Rogue: Money (source unknown) you put in your pocket.

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Wild

Wizard: Elbows on a dinner table.

Druid: The genius of being impulsive.

Sorcerer: Gambling with risk.

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What should the check be to get a promotion?

Bard: Charisma. You need to charm the committee.

Wizard: Intelligence. They should promote whoever knows the most.

Sorcerer: Intimidation. The committee members have families they want to keep safe.

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Podcasts

Bard: Connect with your people.

Wizard: Unreliable and masturbatory.

Sorcerer: Listen enough and get anyone’s password.

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To inspire is to…

Bard: … make someone feel the potential greatness they have within themselves.

Wizard: … make someone feel as if they have potential greatness within them.

Sorcerer: … make someone feel the greatness I have within me.

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Practice

Bard: Necessary. Bodies don’t react the same way in different circumstances.

Wizard: A waste of time. Understand what you need to do, then do it.

Sorcerer: Impossible. There aren’t a surplus of priceless artefacts to enable more than one ritual.

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The Slippery Slope to Villainy

Wizard: Fascism getting democratically elected.

Bard: Unpredictable egotistical leaders turning stalemate wars into ceasefires.

Sorcerer: Parents saying, “You kids sort it out yourselves.”

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What Separates Humans from Beasts?

Cleric: The divine breath.

Sorcerer: Foolishness.

Wizard: Writing.

Bard: Feet.

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Signs of Work

Bard: Fingertip calluses.

Wizard: Forehead wrinkles.

Artificer: Missing/singed hair/fingers.

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Family Time

Bard: Taking turns as lead singer in the family band.

Druid: Having “we listen and we don’t judge” sessions, taking turns sharing from diaries.

Sorcerer: Monopoly. Or a Wrestlemania cage match.

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