Ben

Monument Ave in 2020 called and wants to know what the hell you're talking about

@reckless.bsky.social who could have predicted that the thing you and everyone was telling the Ring CEO was creepy about Search Party indeed feels creepy to a lot of people

oh wait

Gallup really did sell out its whole credibility in order not to be sued huh

thehill.com/homenews/med...

No Kings includes Draft Kings

The Draft Kings ads seem particularly ghoulish

I see we've reached the AI slop portion of the Opening Ceremonies

Name them
shame them

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

Hey #spotify, if you can have your AI create a playlist of the first songs I ever listened to on the platform, why can't I have lifetime stats?

did you take the polearm master skill?

Catch and kill but with entire corporations

That's how Burger's got to William & Mary

The children yearn for blexas

Steve Bannon graduated from Benedictine #rva

AI bubble starting to pop?

Hell yeah #RVA and #hanoverva, we did it!

Edgelord ass music

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

Yeah,.we spent like another half hour driving around the county complex and there was literally no parking. I sent my comments to the board earlier in the week thankfully

It took me 30 minutes to drive 2 miles

301, rather

There's a huge line of cars on Route 1 trying to get to the Hanover supervisors meeting

We are going to win.

Did they put tony dukoupil in charge of the data centers too?

I know we're all in on Nazi metaphors, but the straight line is from the failure of Reconstruction to now. They're the Ku Klux Klan, as American as apple pie, and are hopefully these are its dying throes as we stamp it out forever.

If you only read the opinion journalism in elite media over the last decade, you would have been convinced that wokeness, and not fascism, were the greatest threats to American society. Now some of those authors are retconning by trying to relabel fascism as "the woke right."

From the Declaration of Independence:

I hope you will vote against any bill to fund DHS or ICE. We can't keep paying them to do this to us.

Update from Devon Lum

OMG. "DHS said the episode began after a man approached Border Patrol agents with a handgun and they tried to disarm him. But footage from the scene shows the man was holding a phone in his hand, not a gun, when federal agents took him to the ground and shot him." www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...