Kinetic Karma

Person with shoes off on a plane

You might ask yourself . . . When is it ok to take your shoes off on a flight?

Never! Absolutely fucking NEVER!!

The quickest way to become an Atheist is to read the bible

Stop and say hi

AI development needs to slow the fuck down. Haven't any of these people seen any of the Terminator movies? Or the Matrix movies?

life gets lighter when you stop carrying what’s not yours.

Always be suspect of anyone who tells you to hate someone else.

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me

~ RATM

i love you but not pick up the phone when you call, love you

We are in an abusive relationship with our government

it’s a tough world for the aware and informed

Another day, another motherfucker.

Wow, Time magazine out here exposing Trump as a Ballchinian! Somebody call MIB!

Just a thought: Instead of Argentina, how about we bail out America first?

So what kind of serial killer do ya'll think Steven Miller would be if he wasn't working in government?

Wile-E-Coyote is my spirit animal

Got recognized in public today. They said they loved me as Chewbacca.

Honestly, Im not mad about it

I'm not afraid of going to hell, all the really fun people will be there

Still haven't received my Antifa swag bag or check from George Soros

Starting to think this isn't a real organization

The corporate overlords have once again denied my suggestion box entry of Free Donut Friday.

This is bullshit

How do you tell algorithms that you are interested in something else now. That the hyperfocus is over.

Being weird for the sheer joy of it

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

Went back on Twitter for a few and could actually feel myself getting dumber. Holy shit its bad over there!

If they are all watching me then the butthole skeets are the least of the things they are offended by

There's some bamboozle afoot.

Where in the Bible does it say anything about serving the rich and screwing over the poor?

Anyone?

Bueller?

What we are seeing right now is what happens when horrible people are allowed to be themselves