Karl Marxism

Capitalism privatized the public, but now our critique will publicize the private

We just can't afford it. Need revolution first

Marx hated ugly women

This could be the last perfection that capitalism makes to itself before it's ready to be overthrown. Once all the value is real and not fake, the stage will be set

Found some capital and I'm gonna invest it in the stock market and use some of it each year to do socialism

Oh jesus christ we're never gonna win with this shit

While the neoliberals try to distract us with identity politics, Graham Platner's gravelly, booming voice remains steady and confident in his class analysis

Newsflash for the group of retail ladies who watched me drop my flat cap and did nothing: it's called the working class, not the smirking class

I hope Mamdani is able to afford it all

There's no path to socialism that doesn't involve all of us getting the Graham Platner tattoo.

In fact the next Democratic nominee should probably be a former Klansman who is tough on crime and wants to build the wall, to make it clear that the Left doesn't write off ANYONE who is a white man.

By its own admission MMT has to be done at gunpoint to compete with Bitcoin

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE, babies

fictitious capital is when you bite into a hotdog and realize its vegan

it’s okay to use racist tropes if they’re just innocent metaphors for analyzing capitalism

it's like awaiting my wedding night

anti-semitism is objectively justified under capitalism

under communism, it will be MONEY that melts into thin air

in the dictatorship of the proletariat, EVERYONE is EQUALLY a DICTATOR (except the bourgeoisie of course)

basically marx trying to sew exchange value back into usevalue

Communism is when we build a wall giant enough to block EVERY exchange before it occurs

liberate the financial flows, emancipation will be ours

The Federal Deficit Is Growing. This Is Why. Tax receipts dipped unexpectedly last year. The Biden administration blames Republican tax cuts, but the truth is more complicated.

under socialism the budget will be perpetually balanced BY BOTH Parties

Communism is the elves in lord of the rings but fully automated

It was really cheap to organize in Italy in the early 20th century, but of course we know now what became of Spaghetti Marxism

The professional managerial class is obsessed with identity, it’s pathological because of who they are

author of Class Dismissed: How Identity-Obsessed PMC Teachers are Ruining Our Schools

I should have invented the Triforce logo, it’s perfect

Breastfeeding is a cyborg activity

Using one of those value shampoos with base and superstructure in the same bottle

Dogs have a class system but they don’t have exploitation. It is possible.