Tree Bucket

[Every old-school RPG player ever starts SALIVATING at the description of Taenarum.]

Also, a few centuries too late, but the wages discussion puts a fun slant on John 6 where Jesus gives bread and "opsarion" to 5000 leaderless people who then decide he should become king

I thought they were selling foldable phones, but they don't fold THAT much sadly

I always managed to mess up the fold, somehow, so the text never made sense. Still fun though!

Remember those old Mad Fold-Ins? I gave myself a proper headache making this one. (Fold the page in so that the red triangles meet in the centre.)

Hmm. Will the mentat have a shaved head and emit some kind of ominous droning?

Confusing terminology is its own reward, imo

yellow spoonbill

Behold the noble spoonbill! I've been trying to get a decent photo of this guy for months now. He's got his breeding colours on; I hope there's more than one of them locally!

...I'm going to need some help with this one

When did autotune become acceptable. Can we go back

bond admires a looming henchman's sassy leopard print choker

bond's love interest is essentially a wooden plank in demeanor

bond forgets his troubles (headlice, dubious moustaches) with GAMING

More Very Stupid James Bond edits!!

...I bet you live in Melbourne

I'm still not sure how Australia has *any* winter olympians

A warm summer arvo! Time to chill out by the pool.

YOUV GOT MY VOTE!

A few years back I read an old report that mentioned one of our local abandoned quarries was the site of "abundant but poorly preserved marine graptolite fossils" and now every time I visit to do bird photography, I wind up examining every single rock in case THIS one has a fossil-

There's no higher praise than a DE comparison

More quite silly edits of the old James Bond comics. Gosh I love making these

Incredible. I can't get my head around a creature the size of a tennis ball travelling 2000km...

We have grey fantails (to use the much less fun name for them) here in Australia, and I'm trying & failing to understand how these absolutely tiny guys presumably crossed the Tasman Sea at some point

More wizards to draw!!
I want to be the Llano Earthstrider when I grow up

Don't tread on me! Back the blue!!

Is it just an Australian thing to pronounce it "Wintralimpics"

Come to the ironbark forest, where the birds are definitely normal! Really quite normal. #birds #ironbark #curse
(this is a white-winged chough, one of Australia's more poorly-named birds)

Percolating. Bubbling. Fermenting. Like maple syrup mixed with beans

It's only the morning here, but I suspect I won't see anything worse than this post all day.

I've been trying out my new trail camera. Swamp wallabies are such absurdly charismatic little guys!

thos beans

Ugh, don't remind me, the sound on my chalkboard is TERRIBLE

Why is there a Dolby Surround Sound logo in the corner of the blackboard