Miss JoJo

One of my favorite hobbies is sprinkling in random facts about Fort Wayne Indiana into conversations. No one needs this knowledge in my brain, not even me.

Unhinged things said to parents, part II: "She was playing doctor with an Elmo doll. I'm pretty sure he has Scarlet Fever."

Or more encouraged the continuation of the birds with the longer, skinnier beaks.

Happy annual Audubon Society Native Plant Sale day to all who celebrate. Did anyone else wake up at 6am to buy native plants before they were all picked over? No? Just me?

I grew up in Fort Wayne and now live near Pittsburgh PA. Both cities have 3 rivers and some crazy flooding issues.

Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣

Happy Sunday y'all

🚨🚨 There's a new episode of Game Changer out now on @dropout.tv!

If you thought Sam had learned anything from that therapist in One Year Later...think again

Oh my gosh, if you aren't watching Game Changer on Dropout, you are honestly missing the best entertainment that is being made.

Accessibility seems to be a major factor in being able to turn out and fight back. Times aren't accessible when you have kids, locations aren't accessible when you need to fight for parking. I'm curious what the turnout will be with taking the protests more locally.

“You can’t say people are our most important product and then treat them like shit.” - Jim Sinegal, co-founder of Costco

A meme photo of an Adelie penguin holding an AK-47.

Most birds have a fight or flight response.

He forgot we’re flightless birds.

Protesters in The Villages, Florida showed up in their golf carts to protest at the Hands Off! event!

West Coast numbers are coming in, and estimates have now surpassed 5 million. People are still pouring into the streets—nearly 2% of the American population is rising up. America, we are so proud of you. You did it.

If you want to declutter when you finish it and drop it on my doorstep, I wouldn't be mad.

That book looks fascinating.

Breaking now: Ministry of Economics reporting the tariffs have not caused significant changes to our trading volumes

I cancelled therapy tonight so that I could watch @booker.senate.gov . This is therapy I actually needed.

Isn't there a part about peeing into a bucket without leaving the Senate floor or something?

Nice tactic. I like it. Don't get defensive, punch back.

Today I professionally referred to a poop on the floor as a "forbidden Tootsie Roll". This is why I work in pediatrics.

Glad to see you here! I've been wondering what was next for you.

dog 1: anyway sorry to bore you but it was just an amazing tree, i'm really not doing it justice
dog 2: guess you had to pee there

A black and tan dog enjoys a walk in the park. His tongue is hanging out quite far.

Perfect day for a park walk.

My father is a conservative-leaning independent, never fully down the MAGA hole, but is easily spooked by anyone he deems "too progressive".

Right now his absolute favorite politician is Elissa Slotkin. She spoke to something in him this that no one else has. I'm ok with this.

You could feel it when we were out looking for one of the town council candidates. People understood the problem that we didn't have anyone to run and that the R President of the town would be running unopposed for the second time in a majority Democratic ward, but no one could make time to run.

Let's catch up soon. I have many stories.

Fuck grass lawns. Plant butterfly food: larval host plants and native nectar sources.

Ever look at a scarlet tanager and think that someone missed their opportunity to name it a black-winged red bird?

Ward 4 of my township is becoming the bane of my existence. Somehow NOBODY has time to run for town council.

I put a magnet on my husband's that says "I know, but it's paid off" since he doesn't want to consider selling it.