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The simple answer to "I haven't seen it" should always be "that's ok, let's watch it now together, it's a 15 second clip and I'm sure you'll have an immediate reaction to it once the clip is done"

19.10.2025 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with a microphone . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with a microphone .

"My pronouns are Not/A Crook"

06.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aside from the obvious (racism) what even are they mad about?

03.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a lab coat with a name tag that says ' johnson ' on it ALT: a man in a lab coat with a name tag that says ' johnson ' on it

What a terrible day to be able to read.

03.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america ' ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech:

#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting

01.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3) poison (served cold)

30.09.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick...

#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump

30.09.2025 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Hello, dear ex girlfriend's leftist grandmother!

It is me, Thomas Jacob Sanford and I did it because of woke.

If you look under my keyboard, you'll find a note explaining why I hate Great Leader even though he is great."

29.09.2025 07:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bees are out and about in the summer and we also get sunburnt when we're out and about on summer days.

Coincidence????

More to come later.

28.09.2025 02:10 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The real villain is the grocer who only gave you one (1) nectarine when presented with such earth shaking news...

27.09.2025 22:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't unsee.

27.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face . ALT: a close up of a pikachu with a surprised look on its face .

Evergreen meme.

27.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started reading the list and I was like:

- that's good!
- that's goo...wait that's actually bad
- very bad
- this part is ...good again? Unless I'm misreading it and there is a sinister element going over my head?

I'm starting to feel like causing chaos and confusion is part of the plan.

26.09.2025 06:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I once grabbed a ripe mango out of my fridge and was like nice, what a ripe mango.

Then I was like wait a minute I don't remember buying any mangoes...

Immediate 100 psychic damage upon realization that I'm holding a very bad potato.

Put THAT into a video game.

26.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The d(e)uce is always right"

I cursed under my breath, after trusting a fart that was not to be trusted...

23.09.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's how I read it and I was like bold but respectable opinion.

23.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well I'll be damned...

23.09.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not a problem for me because I always be fartinn'

22.09.2025 07:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Armenia's biggest mistake was trying to fight a two front war with Azerbaijan and Cambodia...who do they think they are? Albania?

21.09.2025 17:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hey now, Mehdi...they may escalate this to a strongly worded letter so let's not judge their actions too quickly!

20.09.2025 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible week for Albania finding out that:

- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan

What a rollercoaster.

18.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Incredible week for Albania finding out that:

- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan

What a rollercoaster.

18.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even Mexico would support this name change.

17.09.2025 20:48 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This looks like the last thing you'd see before you have to call the insurance company about some deer damage to your car's front end

17.09.2025 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there a Cliffsnotes/Coles Notes version someone can get him?

16.09.2025 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Literally.

16.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway

He literally said:

12.09.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reverse Meidas™

12.09.2025 00:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dude really finished that sentence with "but no homo though"...

11.09.2025 20:49 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know, I think he's doing his best 🥺🥺

I'm gonna say not the asshole.

11.09.2025 20:46 — 👍 55    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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