She's gonna be Second Lady in 3-6 months, isn't she...

Also, if you find a gun in the woods, it means you will almost immediately be given an opportunity to use it!

"That's no ballroom..."

On to the 18th!

#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers

Yea, let's see AOC say "person, woman, man, camera, TV"...

West Coast is Best Coast because you can watch the 17th inning and it's not an ungodly hour (yet..)

#worldseries #mlb #TorontoBluejays #LADodgers

Meme image showing Trump as an old man with a walker saying "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?" while his caretaker/assistant says "yes, Mister President...let's get you to bed"

Maybe Jake Tapper will write a book about his cognitive decline when it's profitable to grow a backbone

The vibes are very much Rangers and it makes me uncomfortable 😔

The simple answer to "I haven't seen it" should always be "that's ok, let's watch it now together, it's a 15 second clip and I'm sure you'll have an immediate reaction to it once the clip is done"

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"My pronouns are Not/A Crook"

Aside from the obvious (racism) what even are they mad about?

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What a terrible day to be able to read.

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Pete Hegseth waiting for applause at the end of his fever dream of a speech:

#PeteHegseth #Quantico #GeneralsMeeting

3) poison (served cold)

Imagine being an American General in a military base in the Philippines and you get a message ordering you to get ass to Quantico posthaste and it turns out to be just an hour of Trump sucking his own dick...

#GeneralsMeeting #Quantico #Trump

"Hello, dear ex girlfriend's leftist grandmother!

It is me, Thomas Jacob Sanford and I did it because of woke.

If you look under my keyboard, you'll find a note explaining why I hate Great Leader even though he is great."

Bees are out and about in the summer and we also get sunburnt when we're out and about on summer days.

Coincidence????

More to come later.

The real villain is the grocer who only gave you one (1) nectarine when presented with such earth shaking news...

Can't unsee.

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Evergreen meme.

I started reading the list and I was like:

- that's good!
- that's goo...wait that's actually bad
- very bad
- this part is ...good again? Unless I'm misreading it and there is a sinister element going over my head?

I'm starting to feel like causing chaos and confusion is part of the plan.

I once grabbed a ripe mango out of my fridge and was like nice, what a ripe mango.

Then I was like wait a minute I don't remember buying any mangoes...

Immediate 100 psychic damage upon realization that I'm holding a very bad potato.

Put THAT into a video game.

"The d(e)uce is always right"

I cursed under my breath, after trusting a fart that was not to be trusted...

That's how I read it and I was like bold but respectable opinion.

Well I'll be damned...

Not a problem for me because I always be fartinn'

Armenia's biggest mistake was trying to fight a two front war with Azerbaijan and Cambodia...who do they think they are? Albania?

Hey now, Mehdi...they may escalate this to a strongly worded letter so let's not judge their actions too quickly!

Incredible week for Albania finding out that:

- they were at neverending war with Azerbaijan
- they are now at peace with Azerbaijan
- Aberbaijan exists
- they are at neverending war with Aberbaijan
- they are now at peace with Aberbaijan

What a rollercoaster.