Slop-coding was surprisingly helpful to get my head around the optics and orbital mechanics that need to align to light them up (after 41 goddamn attempts at correcting prompt outputs)
29.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@thisguise.wtf.bsky.social
Easily distrac ◦ https://thisguise.wtf
Slop-coding was surprisingly helpful to get my head around the optics and orbital mechanics that need to align to light them up (after 41 goddamn attempts at correcting prompt outputs)
29.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sunlight lighting it up on some Indiana Jones shit
29.10.2025 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sexy designs for long term nuclear waste storage
25.10.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good Shit Alert www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...
24.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 69 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 2The London Business School might want to rethink the name of this course.
www.london.edu/executive-ed...
Surely one of the harbingers of the Last Days
18.10.2025 08:35 — 👍 40 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 1A blue portaloo sits alone in an empty field under a clear blue sky on a sunny day
This is where I post from
16.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A grey heron, wings spread, taking flight over a canal which is dotted with small lilies against a backdrop of by lush green reeds.
A dead tree, devoid of leaves against a blue sky with patchy clouds. Two red kites perch facing one-another on the tips of adjacent skyward-pointing branches in the 'canopy'
Word
12.10.2025 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wake up babe, new Four-Tet's-fucked-up-ASCII-pseudonym banger just dropped
10.10.2025 14:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A great (long) look at the redesign of Audacity
05.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Blindsight by Peter Watts still slaps. Glad to find out he's working on a TV adaptation with Neill Blomkamp.
29.09.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A wide aspect shot of a pine wood following an autumnal rain shower. A light mist hangs in the air catching crepuscular rays as they shoot through the canopy at 45º from the top right and illuminate the damp ochre ground and green, yellowing, and browning ferns in the foreground.
Stopped me in my tracks
28.09.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🙌🏽
25.09.2025 19:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this archetype remains undefeated
24.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 3569 🔁 1092 💬 16 📌 18Ayo?! has bsky finally fixed the disgusting video compression?
21.09.2025 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A high contrast black & white photo of a tree that looks incredibly climbable. The trunk forks close to the ground, with one bough at almost 45º. Both boughs fork after a few feet into thick lateral perches that ultimately sweep back up towards the canopy. The sun pierces the canopy, illuminating a patch of undergrowth beneath a perch.
A strong affordance for climbing. One day I will.
21.09.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Disco Elysium is truly the most leftist game of all time, the studio immediately collapsing into bitter infighting demonstrates the depth of its authenticity
19.09.2025 15:29 — 👍 2285 🔁 344 💬 25 📌 13Frame from the 33rd episode of “Gekiso Sentai Carranger”. A close shot of a loved hand holding a brown bottle with a silver cap and silver label. The writing is in Japanese, a subtitle reads “SUPER IDIOT DRINK”
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
18.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 1427 🔁 586 💬 12 📌 26A circular infographic chart categorizing cheeses by type of milk and texture. At the center, four sections are labeled cow, sheep, goat, and buffalo, radiating outward into concentric rings for textures: soft, semi-soft, semi-hard, and hard. Each cheese name is placed within its corresponding segment, with illustrated wedges of cheese circling the outer edge. Cow’s milk occupies the largest portion, featuring well-known varieties like Brie, Camembert, Taleggio, Havarti, Gouda, Cheddar, and Parmesan. Sheep’s milk includes cheeses such as Roquefort, Manchego, and Pecorino Romano. Goat’s milk features options like Chèvre, Crottin de Chavignol, and Humboldt Fog. Buffalo is represented by Mozzarella di Bufala Campana and Buffalo Blue. The cheeses are organized visually so that softer varieties appear closer to the center and harder ones toward the edge. Small colored drawings show each cheese’s texture, rind, and tone, from creamy whites and soft rounds to golden blocks, crumbly wedges, and blue-veined interiors. The background is a deep charcoal gray, making the warm oranges, yellows, and creams of the cheeses stand out clearly.
EVERYONE STOP
cheese wheel of cheeses
Dragons Forever title card - "Jackie Chan / Samo Hung / Yuen Biao" in yellow font over an image of a fireplace
the six words every girl wants to hear
14.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 528 🔁 98 💬 8 📌 1A tight crop of the root flare of a tree that is carpeted in lush fuzzy moss and lit by a strong directional edge-light from the sun off on the right. Skinny tree trunks of stand leaning in a gentle cross-cross in the background, obscured by bokeh.
Sunlit moss
13.09.2025 20:24 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.
11.09.2025 06:58 — 👍 1911 🔁 594 💬 28 📌 27this is the text that shows up next to each visitor to your park in Rollercoaster Tycoon
10.09.2025 03:40 — 👍 769 🔁 144 💬 4 📌 0smack barm pey wet
09.09.2025 17:40 — 👍 451 🔁 40 💬 12 📌 0Same! Even being a fan of Hawley and knowing how exaggerated his characters are, I was not prepared for how wacky eps 1&2 were, so I wasn’t hopeful. But from 3 onwards I can’t wait to see what wild shit unravels each week.
06.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested. Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away. House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.” Extinction Rebellion: how successful were the latest protests? Read more House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
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