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@alphaprimitive.bsky.social

Technically still a film critic, but that would involve actually writing at some point. Member of BOFCA. Mostly talk about soccer and pro wrestling (apologies in advance)

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Latest posts by alphaprimitive.bsky.social on Bluesky

I have been teaching my daughter to say the word "tiger" by imitating Sagat from Street Fighter 2, and that's basically just how she says that word now.

I believe this means I am the greatest parent of all time.

27.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 21-plex is one of those 619 style moves where the other guy just has to awkwardly stand in a weird position, and Okada purposefully doing that a few steps from the ropes to counter it into a Rainmaker is some genius wrestling shit

23.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know they did the lighter fluid spot, but kinda wild there was no fire considering the build

19.10.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think "aquarium drowning" is a new one for me in the pro wrestling sphere

19.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that two of the biggest stars in AEW are death match sickos is exactly why I love this company

19.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That ruled

19.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All four of these guys are the truth

19.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bandido is the truth

19.10.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I thought PAC might have switched to actually wearing clothes because he wasn't as jacked as he usually is after a long injury but GOOD GOD WHAT THE FUCK

08.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like Wes unlocked something in him with The French Dispatch and he's just riding the wave

02.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too. Many. Games.

I'm still trying to get through Silksong! Slow down, you maniacs!!

25.09.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hechicero just did a great job making sure SpeedBall didn't snap his leg in half there

20.09.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot believe that countering the Rainmaker into a Blue Thunder Bomb never occurred to me

20.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So are there going to be a bunch of Nintendo weebs trying to convince all of us the Virtual Boy was actually cool really now?

12.09.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess that whole "announcing the release date of a game people have been waiting 7 years for and NOT ALLOWING PREORDERS FOR SOME REASON" is going super well for all of the digital storefronts right now

04.09.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow buying AEW Dynamite tickets through Ticketmaster was a smoother process than trying to buy Silksong

04.09.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The trailer for that DDL movie is wild

28.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shibata and his boys just beating the hell out of each other whenever they're in the same zip code is never going to get old

24.08.2025 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet Jesse Ventura is having a good day today

24.07.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was Bradley Cooper?

18.07.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Darby Allin cutting a promo at the top of Mt. Everest to air during his return is exactly why wrestling is the best kind of dumb

13.07.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hanger's old music, nature is healing

13.07.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ibushi and Okada cooking like it's 5 years ago

03.07.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sold my Series X because it was a glorified media center and 4K player I never used to play games. I technically have a Series S, but it only exists to play Rock Band.

02.07.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have I played a bunch of stuff on Game Pass (especially this year)? Sure. Has Game Pass been good for the industry considering how often Microsoft buys studios and lays off people and cancels projects left and right? Maybe not so much.

02.07.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Petition to have Speedball and Ibushi kick each other for 20 minutes

26.06.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best Ibushi has looked since the G1 final?

26.06.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, Climbing Up the Walls, holy shit

21.06.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am an avowed hater of needle drops in our James Gunn-y world, but the music supervisor on Yellowjackets deserves a Nobel Prize

21.06.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to figure out what it says about the patriarchy that Baby Mario and Baby Luigi don't have pacifiers in Mario Kart World but Baby Peach, Baby Rosalina, and Baby Daisy all do

20.06.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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