Fred Chu

Intermittently! Had to take a break, get my ass kicked by work, move, change jobs, accidentally forget social media exists, purposefully forget social media exists, flip a table or two, etc.

An issue of the webcomic "Wondermark" by David Malki, showing two old timey gentleman, one of whom eats Cheetos with chopsticks. One man asks, incredulously, "Are you using chopsticks? For Cheetos?" and the other responds, "Keeps the orange crap off my fingers." After a panel of silence, a newspaper front page runs the story, calling him a "Genius" and quotes him as, "The idea just came to me," says modern-day Prometheus.

Image of Thanos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe stating, "I used the Tesla to Destroy the Tesla" instead of the movie line, "I used the stones to destroy the stones."

Hahaha the mental image

Bulbocavernous reflex says what

That's how you know you're a regular

Mochi for president

Oooof. When I listen to lore videos on my drives or on the way to dream, the narrators definitely dictate the experience.

Ooooh neato

When the serotonin syndrome patient finally starts feeling the effect of the ten buckets of benzo's you've infused

ngl I have no idea what's happening here

+1 vote for arepas. For some reason I never got into ceviche

After careful deliberation on the matter, I must 100% agree with you. Now I want a label maker.

Not like you being around sick people is important or anything, no big deal am I right

Side note, do you have any urology reconstruction friends? Because I'd want to punch him in the dick for doing that.

...am going to look up a divorce lawyer and/or body clean-up service?

"When sepsis strikes, STRIKE BACK HARDER."

The label making, the labeling, or the establishment and imposition of your will on a chaotic and cursed world?

Brb gonna do a brain biopsy in the ER, gonna need some rubbing alcohol and a power drill

Yiiiiiikes

It's some kind of meal, haha. And if no one else is around, if there's no rush or anything, even better!

Having lunch at 3 pm is awesome ngl

My last place, the nurses reconstituted piperacillin-tazobactam by smashing the vial and bag against the countertop repeatedly 😂

Oh no the humani-tea

Dude it's only noon-thirty and my day is ruined

It's so much easier to be misanthropic tho

The universe was a smaller, more innocent place in those times, there's probably, like, an entire index of memes in the modern edition

On the one hand, I kind of want to look into it, on the other hand, I'm probably on more than enough lists

An image of two books, "What they teach you at Harvard business school" and "What they don't teach you at Harvard business school," implying that these two books contain the sum total of all knowledge

Reminds me of this, Everything Here and Everything Over There

wait is bath water considered secreta or excreta

screen shot of the United States Postal Service snippet on if bodily fluids can be sent in the mail, "Forensic material containing a biological material, such as tissue, body fluid, excreta, or secreta, and sent on behalf of a federal, state, local, or Indian tribal government agency must be packaged under 346.325 when it is not known or suspected to contain a Category A or Category B infectious substance."

I hate that this is apparently a Google'able thing

"The JNC2000 is mandating that these vasculopathies be beaten down with extreme prejudice. Here's your standard issue HCTZ-99, and watch out for the Amlodinator."