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Bollocks - The Prequel.

The Gonads Descend.

05.10.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well there you go..

Very good!

05.10.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup

05.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oops

05.10.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I needed that.
Thanks ๐Ÿ‘

05.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone believe this photo is legit?

05.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bollocks Wars.(Star)
The Bollocks Job. (Italian)
Bollocks (Zulu)

This is too easy!

05.10.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me neither!
Mumbling crap doesn't really cut it.

05.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, right.
Explains a lot.
Cos I thought he spoke Bollocks!

05.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's really difficult to open.
Looks a bit weird
So I left it alone

05.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO!
DON'T MENTION THE BRITS BREAKING THE ENIGMA CODES.
OR COMING UP WITH SONAR (OR RADAR).
OR DEVELOPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
thank you for attention to this matter.

05.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it.
That's pretty damning!

05.10.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tinker. Tailor, Soldier, Bollocks.

It's endless, really

05.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As does Afghanistan.
And Vietnam.
And Korea

05.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a little tease she is!

She kept just a part of her hidden. โค๏ธ

05.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm only kidding.
You know I am. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Kites are just magnificent, and wonderful to see.

I'm W Dorset and we don't have enough of them either. (Yes, plenty of buzzards)

But the Kites are coming !

Last harvest, I watcy 4 kites and one buzzard chasing a tractor cutting silage. ๐Ÿฅฐ

05.10.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't watch it.
But that IS funny! ๐Ÿคฃ

05.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 05.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I see them now.

Honestly, I really do.

Bless ๐Ÿ™„

05.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about another State Visit?

That'll sort it.

05.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It must hurt terribly.

05.10.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lviv Military Administration: last night Lviv and the region were attacked by 78 russian drones and 12 missiles

Up to 8 people were killed in strikes on Lviv region
News like this breaks the heart into pieces

05.10.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

No, me neither.
But thanks!

05.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
05.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear God.
This is State Terrorism

05.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is it that Israel has over Western politics?

As soon as someone achieves a level of prominence, the change their tune on Israel/Palestine.

05.10.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's this about repeat protesters to be targeted?

I've only seen the headlines, but it sounds worrying.

05.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just checking.

Much more palatable

05.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought I'd found one, then I wiped my screen.

Nope!

05.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spam?

Auto carrot again?

05.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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