Iโve said it for many christmasses now:
If youโre not gay for Santa then you donโt really love Christmas. Itโs just good business.
@closen.bsky.social
Product guy in tech, occasional novelist, recovering academic. ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Iโve said it for many christmasses now:
If youโre not gay for Santa then you donโt really love Christmas. Itโs just good business.
The seafood one is also ridiculously good and enhances many a dish
21.11.2025 17:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you! ๐
10.11.2025 23:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want to be better at Bluesky posting (are we still calling it the other thing or is that over?)
But I mostly came here to say my debut novel comes out tomorrow
barreldog.ca/books/scient...
Still relearning social media post-academia. Itโs very different wandering out from a community that heavily uses these for work-related stuff to just being A Guy floating out there
07.10.2025 15:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cover of a book standing on a table. The book is titled Scientia Ex Machina by Marcus Closen.
Oh hey Bluesky, my first novel is coming out this fall.
barreldog.ca/books/scient...
#booksky #books #newbook #indiebooms
I like to use diagrams in a setting where I can explain what I did, and spend a few minutes in the next meeting with the diagram talking through it
Weโve used diagrams successfully in my team to get on the same page about a lot but it needs to be complimented by something else
Iโve been slowly rediscovering biking and last night I rode an ebike home from a friendโs birthday dinner and it was incredible
24.08.2025 19:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tbh it was the platipussary joke and then the moustache.
But believe in your own optimism if you need to!
Iโm still working on it. I did check out the sharpie pens but found them insufficient juicy when writing ๐
16.08.2025 18:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I really love marathon writing. I love outlining a project and just trying to get it written down so I can edit. I'm like 1/4 done my current writing project and it feels good to move fast.
03.08.2025 21:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ah I took a pic!!
Clearly a blue bin. Clearly a box marked โdead raccoon.โ Clearly living in a society.
This reminds me of the time I was out for a walk on recycling day in Toronto and someone placed a box atop their blue bin labelled โdead raccoonโ
12.07.2025 15:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If it moved too fast it makes me think about infinity and thatโs frightens me
26.06.2025 22:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Officially #PhDiscontinued today
20.06.2025 00:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe this is all just some persistent malaise from the grad school departure but I donโt love this feeling
16.06.2025 15:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The only exception to this persistent feeling was when I was writing the draft of my novel in March
16.06.2025 15:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโve had this persistent feeling the last several months that I donโt have enough time to do anything.
And I was thinking last night about how I have more time I have ever before really. I think maybe itโs just the work from home life blurs stuff.
This is a solid option to consider, thank you!
13.06.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Iโve been contemplating a Montblanc, I think in this situation I have to go to a speciality store and hang out for a bit to test some options which might be the only way to solve this
13.06.2025 00:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thank you for the all important signal boost, Christen! I will find this pen!!
12.06.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am in search of the perfect pen for me, with a nice look to it, a cap over a click.
I want it to have ink that goes on with a wet shine, but dries nicely. It should be a medium tip, because I like my writing big.
Does anyone know of this pen?
I just going through the edits on my novel manuscript. Writing fiction is a hugely refreshing change from grad school where I was constantly told me writing was bad and wrong.
The editor I worked with was so complimentary about my writing, it was really lovely.
Giving me weird reminders of that episode of South Park with Towlee rewriting his memoir ๐
03.05.2025 23:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Rediscovering joy, a little piece at a time
24.04.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve been on leave from my PhD program the last few months and have been enjoying the return of hobbies that grad school required I give up
I recently wrote a draft of a novel that I feel really good about and am reading for pleasure again
The way I keep my sanity is by re-imagining everything as radical hope
26.03.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Worrying about grade inflation as an act of radical hope ๐
26.03.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Signed back in to remember I deleted this a while back and now have to build this back up if I want to use it ๐ฌ
04.01.2025 04:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Temporarily quit bsky but Iโm back
01.07.2024 22:07 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0