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@spamuel.bsky.social

Shitty. Patches. Industry plant Living that spacer life - Ad Astra Ad Nauseam Shitty space game: https://agbis.space Shitty space stories: bit.ly/terriblespace I do patch commissions. DM me

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Normally they're at least a little stitious

10.02.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the scale that you are always able to portray in your work. You really give megastructures weight

08.02.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How'd he convince them to move stuff in-house?? I thought they were trying to gut NASA? Right to repair seems like a nice move too

06.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Canadian geese are back and they are shitting everywhere

05.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatcha doing to it there?

05.02.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I cook for myself, none of it ever makes it to plates. I just eat over the stove with the salad in a mixing bowl

04.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, so I didn't just make this game up in my head?

04.02.2026 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really like Mario Kart World. Played for the first time against a friend's kid and crushed them. It's a pretty solid game. The battle mode is fun too

03.02.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Awe shucks, thanks! Sure thing - it's was a Galaxy Note 20 Ultra hooked up to an old Telestar 114AZ. I made a phone holder for it that lets you adjust it real nice at the eyepiece, but also this has bit of touchups

30.01.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMAO

30.01.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This shit is insane. Medical science is magic

30.01.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So purdy

29.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooohohohooo yeah, that's the good stuff

29.01.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.

A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said

29.01.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4025    ๐Ÿ” 639    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 254    ๐Ÿ“Œ 542

bsky.app/profile/spam...

29.01.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to get back to spaceposting and hopefully with Arty 2 coming up I can finally do that. Excited to welcome 4 more people to the upper echelons of MOONCULT

29.01.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/spam...

29.01.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOON! MOON! MOON! MOON!

29.01.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mars hovering above the moon after an occultation. It's is a bad photo, but a very cool thing to see in person

Mars hovering above the moon after an occultation. It's is a bad photo, but a very cool thing to see in person

WOOOOP! I love a good occultation

29.01.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rip dreamchaser

29.01.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18547    ๐Ÿ” 5993    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 199    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

This kinda tracks

29.12.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care

28.12.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1932    ๐Ÿ” 554    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Thanks โค๏ธ merry christmas

24.12.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just tell me the ricotta story please

24.12.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, these are things you can look up. Crazy how anytime I argue with people on the Internet they always turn out to be an expert somehow. I am interested in the ricotta story tho

24.12.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is generally wrong. Most cheeses still have plenty of lactose. Some cheeses like swiss and muenster have had a lot of it *reduced*, but mozzarella and most creamy cheeses are stock full of lactose

24.12.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have this case too! Feels so sleek

24.12.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
George Jetson is removing his pants and shirt. He looks distraught. He says "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind."

George Jetson is now shirtless and strapped to a table with electrodes and cables stuck to his body. "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there, somewhere inside the computer."

Rosie, the Jetsons family robot's head emerges above George, attached to a mechanical arm, wires streaming from her head. "Mr. J-" she says, as George looks stunned.

We now see Rosie in full, wires streaming from her body in all directions. "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine but consumed by it.
Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

George Jetson is removing his pants and shirt. He looks distraught. He says "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind." George Jetson is now shirtless and strapped to a table with electrodes and cables stuck to his body. "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there, somewhere inside the computer." Rosie, the Jetsons family robot's head emerges above George, attached to a mechanical arm, wires streaming from her head. "Mr. J-" she says, as George looks stunned. We now see Rosie in full, wires streaming from her body in all directions. "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."

joining the great machine consciousness

19.12.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1849    ๐Ÿ” 418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I love my friends so much

15.12.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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