DER DER DER

Monday

Yeah

Get some new material

The marketing angle for my new hot sauce that’s going to make me rich is that it destroys both your anus AND urethra

a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .

He needs more jubblies

This is what Bluesky is like - one of Eddie Marsan's legendary centrist dinner parties.

Starving Child: Thank you for the picture of a hot lady with 16 fingers

Three hundred million pounds Jeremy that's insane lol 😆

Japan’s World Cup qualifying group, showing they have to play away at Syria, North Korea, and Myanmar. Talk about a group of death

😳

"All Game Terrain Dead Fall" bag of twigs for making miniature scenery, £11

incredible grift, a bag of twigs for £11

Imagine your own fucking outlet, the one you literally died working for, passive voicing your own murder.

Rishi Sunak to pick free speech tsar to combat campus ‘cancel culture’

Sunak puts pressure on BBC to start calling Hamas ‘terrorists’

Rishi Sunak: I am a champion of free speech!

Also Rishi Sunak: the BBC should use the words I want it to use

Family guy meme

What a year….

just watched a popcorn drive thru classic bj finger blasting movie and sometimes that's all you need

Fighting twenty guys with a hammer like in Oldboy until I can finally sit down and do my business

And why not

Sorry wait I'll Google it

Not many people know that

Oh wait

Not arff

THE SHADOW OF THE SAUSAGE

"You make a choice: continue living your life feeling muddled in this abyss of self-misunderstanding, or you find your identity independent of it. You draw your own box."
— Duchess Meghan

Commando

Rambo

That film sucks

"from the twisted mind of Mathew Vaughn"

🤗