Imagine that image sprawled across your 640x480 VGA monitor, framed in glorious beige plastic. Actually amazing for an old gif.

No I mean the problem is that there are people in power and close to those in power whose opinion, shared by some millions of Americans, is that people like you and me should be shot in the head

Okay but the problem is the opinions...

Okay, but, maybe $300 million shouldn't be make-or-break for your country

Wait, he didn't just threaten to release nudes of her, he faced charges of domestic violence too right?

I know what I want as a freedom-loving American, and it's more pollution and a centrally-planned energy sector

Obliterated just like... *checks notes* IBM?

Not saying you're wrong, I'm just pessimistic.

That sounds absolutely lit

Oof that's a knight. My bad. There's beer and football

Wait... Where did that black bishop come from? I haven't properly looked at this one

Spotting bad chess board configurations in advertising is one of my hobbies and this barely registers compared to some of them 😂

Oh I am sure how that's how it will go at the polls

PS the rest of that thought was: Reboot MST3K as a reality show?

Wait so a mad inventor is going to send people to work on a space station, presumably with AI-powered robotic helpers? They're going to need entertainment... Reboot?

Welcome to the resistance... Michael Flynn?

She named two football team owners. Said multiple men were "disgusting" including an "Andrew." She was absolutely passed around on the plane and at various estates. Insane. We should be taking this to every evangelical pastor and forcing them to witness what they are defending.

And releasing the photo of the director of Melania's movie with Epstein and unidentified women/girls the same weekend as the movie is just a "fuck you we are going to do whatever we want and you can't do anything about it" to us all, along with all of the other material, IMO

And they released the photo of Ratner with Epstein (and quite possibly Melania) the same weekend as the movie release just to rub it in our fucking faces that they're getting away with all of this shit

While a lot of people probably reasonably assume that the woman Ratner is holding is a teenager, it seems like Melania had the same exact hair and bracelet at that time... 🤔

The president himself will direct the arrest of these hateful anti-Christian agitators

You are now approaching the Cool Zone

So they got the guy who sang "young ladies young ladies, I like em under age, they say it's statutory, I say it's mandatory" and... who, who, and who?

Here's what to know: Donald Trump is fucking everything up and you can't do shit about it

It's not a riff. It is a picture of a border patrol agent shooting Alex Pretti. That's the picture.

These stupid little shitbags are such pathetic liars. God, I fucking hate them. I hate them with every fiber of my being. The world would objectively be a better place without these fucking scumbag incel waste of carbon assholes existing in it.

I would so happily actually physically fight a motherfucker who expressed this kind of sentiment

Wait so criminal immigrants murdered a model American citizen? Deport them!

At least he is consistent

While Jeffrey Epstein was a monster, I maintain that one of the reasons leading to the falling out with Trump was just that Epstein is, all things considered, purely from an objective standpoint, much cooler than Trump

I feel like that movie was not so subtle in painting the AKC as fascist. Banners and arm bands.