normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

gettyimage of trump from today where his face is visibly drooping

gettyimage of trump from today where his face is visibly drooping

so this guy like 100% had a stroke right

Trump is not dead. He just smells that way.

The only thing to understand about the pronoun thing is that just because something is outside of your lived experience doesn’t mean it’s not real or the person telling you is mistaken or you are being inconvenienced

FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction — after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week. We believe Judge Dugan intentionally misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject — an illegal alien — to evade arrest. Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he’s been in custody since, but the Judge’s obstruction created increased danger to the public. We will have more to share soon. Excellent work @FBIMilwaukee .

The FBI just arrested a sitting judge.

Sorry I’m late, I was trying to piss in my own mouth because RFK recommended it as an alternative to flouride.

The “baby of the year” in memoriam segment, and the screen shows pope Francis, with the words “little papa Francisco 1936-2025. Murdered on Easter by JD Vance”

in memoriams don’t usually include how they died

Penumbra Tattoo Studio could get you sorted

Come with me to try the new $19 Erewhon cockroach imported all the way from dumpster

Honestly it’s a shame you’re not a video game streamer. I’d tune in.

This is phenomenal!

We do not have a free country in this moment. When they can nab someone off the street because they don't like what they say, they can nab anyone.

They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.

This is what NPR is now.

Consider its reporting accordingly.

Bernie standing next to AOC holding a rally attendee’s baby with people taking pictures, laughing and smiling.

Timeline cleanse 🌞

the #mewtwo era was so scary for me as a male pokemon trainer. you can't battle anyone anymore!

Brock definitely got MewTwo’d.

Subscribed.

Yeah that’s probably why

Guy Who Saved Up Cum In Baby Bottle To Brew It Into Wine remains in development hell.

Every country should structure its legal and regulatory systems as a series of traps that guarantee someone like Elon Musk would end up in prison before he ever got rich

Sometimes I feel like they are leaving things unanswered not because that’s how it fits best with the story but so they can justify more seasons. I overall enjoyed it but kept seeing any criticism kind of swatted away as just being a media illiterate moron who needs to be spoon fed. Maybe I am idk.

Maybe it’s just confirmation bias, but really feels like there is one of these every day.

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

Anyways...

The Minnesota DFL posted this on twitter

🎵The Ror Shack is a little old test where
You might see your mother🎵

If you just sign these 9,000 form letters you can save democracy.