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Oh boy! Another chance to litigate if enabling asserts in production is good/bad.

hot take: google sres don't get enough credit

The 'Literally coolest thing ever image template macro', where a person with a 'thinking cap' points to a hot labelled 'literally coolest thing ever'. Except the person with a thinking cap has an additional label, 'ZFS committer'. Instead of saying, 'That thing sucks' (while pointing at the titural 'literally coolest thing ever') it says, 'Esoteric & Undocumented side effect 4 people know'. The 'Literally coolest thing ever' is 'Benchmark data'.

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great, lets see what breaks

love when the content delivery network doesn't deliver content

that is a name i haven't heard in a long time

i am legitimately not joking

(tears in the rain monolog voice) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Porn actresses selling currated minecraft texture packs

Vowel- and Diphthong-Like Spectral Patterns in Sperm Whale Codas Abstract. The sperm whale communication system, consisting of groups of clicks called codas, has been primarily analyzed in terms of the number of clicks and their inter-click timing. This paper repor...

whale talk direct.mit.edu/opmi/article...

You young 'ems are spoiled rotten. We used to consider 5-10 minutes for a few hundred lines of code 'great'.

the current generation(s) are cooked wanting faster compilers

fuck that. the company pays me hourly/weekly. less builds per unit time is to my benefit.

unironically my career genuinely improved once I started assuming everyone within 1/2 rungs of the C-Suite was illiterate and would only ever look at pictures in decks/issues/tickets/reports.

If a text box was longer than ~3 words long, it might as well not contain text.

I genuinely believe this is a huge part of the LLM worship; half of these people are functionally illiterate

an astronaut stands on the space station next to a large cartridge of missiles while mushroom clouds rise from the earth below.

girls only want one thing and it is disgusting.

[sweating]

v...video??

just maybe, but have you considered, games?

boolean logic & search query operators has been hard depreciated for 10+ years. despite some 'official' sources stating otherwise. even in advanced search

your search box should not be so shit that I have to slap together a web scraper

YouTube video by Dizzy Dokuro Ch. 【Phase Connect】 POV: Your Catgirl is Dying and Old RP

taken a live stream, this is a little weird.
taken as a piece of a performance art, it is very compelling
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKaS...

> nvidia drivers? yeah cuda works great.
> 3d graphics? like GUI? Linux supports that?

i really want to start trolling linux user by asking totally earnest questions like

> sound drivers? why are you plugging speakers into rack mount? how can you hear over the fans? why are you working in the data center?

`ENI project jailbreak`

> wayland sucks! we should rewrite x11 to work like [describes wayland]

many such cases

damn, mental illness had gotten to me :(

honestly not sure if I'm joking. with all the drama about various state laws, i'm still shocked how open & blatantly they're violated.

yes, but as a white male you're exempt to ~50% of the laws in California due to the historic 'white flight' buff.

Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

everything you said is true except San Leandro has an outdoor range rift range (so does Los Altos, but wrong side of the bay)

God that book is so good

perl programmers have a lot more fun tbh