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this thing tastes like blue raspberry and rewrites my cells into something beautiful i know it in my heart!!!!!!

i’m of the mind that if the doctors didn’t want me to chug the ultrasound gel sitting sooo demurely on their office desk, they wouldn’t have made it look like such an enticing ambrosia-esque magical potion. like tell me this image doesn’t awaken a deep, primal thirst in you

uni’s been kinda stressing me out however ☝️ i get to write songs about vampires for assignments so it’s all still extremely worth it

i'm also hugely into "skylight", "ordinary" and "infinity" (and the rest of her whole discography tbh). really really beautiful and carefully crafted lyrics combined with clever and effective word-painting, i am ITCHING to analyse all her songwriting choices!!

YouTube video by Hohnen Ford - Topic Burn My Return Ticket (The Rat Song)

everyone go listen to hohnen ford NOWWW i discovered her music a couple of days ago and i'm so obsessed rn!! she's an excellent singer-songwriter with lovely jazzy elements in her songs, and her word-painting skills are crazy good (check out the word 'side-eyed' in "burn my return ticket home"!)

had a kind of sexually charged moment with this really juicy raspberry today. and there’s fuckall else so i’ll just start pining for that i guess

there was a ladybug on the bus window with all her red sucked out vampire style. tried to focus on admiring her gothic swag instead of succumbing to the envy of wanting all MY red sucked out vampire style

pretty sure the personification of my anxiety is a scheming royal advisor

”the public is turning on you, sire… i can sense it in the air….. i suggest retreating to your quarters and isolating, lest you anger more of your subjects……” DUDE u want my throne so bad it makes u look stupid 🙄🙄🙄🙄

was at the studio today working on a song i've been co-writing with a friend..... kinda insanely excited over how it sounds so far 😳😳 head on over to my discord server for a little sneak peek!!

didn’t think this needed to be said 🙄😒 but if we’re not on speaking terms, PLEASE erase my summoning ritual from your grimoire. eventually your morbidly curious apprentice WILL snoop through your secret library and it WILL be awkward for all parties involved

i actually hate the bluesky character limit so much. why would u try to make me condense this. are roses too red and fragrant for you? do u also deem the sunrise too vibrant and bright?? whatever i’m taking this one to tumblr instead

my posts keep failing the bechdel test. will ponder on this

ughhh i wish i was taken, i’m tired of having to resort to my imagination :/

my vampire gf, frantic and alarmed: u wish u were ”stakin’”????

me: omgg haha nooo babe i said ”taken”!! now come on, let’s go make out sloppy nasty style with our third, gale dekarios from baldur’s gate 3

so an octopus walks into a sushi bar and says ”you’ve got to be squidding me!” when he sees the 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️ oh ew there’s pixies on my post. splat splat splat 👋💥👋💥👋💥 anyway so the octopus walks in and… ugh sorry i’ve got pixie all over my hand now. can we do this another time

The Subway Chappell Roan · The Subway · Song · 2025

DROOLING BARKING HOWLING SCREAMING happy subway release date to all who celebrate

- hope isn’t naive; it’s powerful, transformative and vital

- inaction doesn’t exist in a consequence-free void, and is often just action dressed in cowardice

- contradictions enrich us

- need to find a way to have jonathan sims narrate my life irl 24/7

- falling in love is a horror story and recovering from falling in love is also a horror story

- i’ve fallen even deeper in love with horror stories

- our relationship with trust molds us and our perception of the world (i mean obviously, but the game executed this in such a cool way)

i finally played slay the princess and holy shit!! why did it take me this long to play it!!!!! i’m so so smitten. here are my thoughts after my first playthrough:

chappell’s finally releasing the subway next week

it’s generally safe for humans to do gnome drugs, like snorting morning dew and huffing petrichor. elves, however, will give you shit like ”galethiar’s umbral dust of truthseeking”, then call you a ”bad hang” when your soul collapses from birthing a new plane of existence and u have to go home early

idk if *i* was a 19th century doctor in a gothic horror novel and gave my blood to the woman i proposed to and got rejected by, weakening myself via a risky experimental medical procedure so that she may live, i’d have some peculiar thoughts about it

big fan of doctor seward from dracula, but i just didn’t think he was enough of a yearning freak when he gave a blood transfusion to lucy. like come onnn. you are literally giving life to the woman you’re pining for. there’s a part of you pumping through her veinsss. be more insane about it

thinking about dracula normal style tonight on this night at 3 am tonight. don’t worry about it

steam summer sale whispering Sweet Nothings into my ear,,,,,,

a WELL known fact

if a vampire ever revealed to me that they were a vampire, i wouldn’t really care tbh. like i’d be pretty nonchalant about it. and they’d be like, really impressed by my nonchalance and invite me to their castle for various vampire activities. which, again, i don’t even care about,

went to frolic in a field today and none of the bumblebees even knew you dude. all the butterflies laughed at your philosophies and the dandelions thought you lacked a moral compass. had tea with a squirrel and he called you a bitch

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP these live versions go SO hard ALSO TWO NEW SONGS?????? boys go to jupiter u have FED MEEE

i’m like if socrates was rly into vampires