Used to spend summer vacations at scripture memory mountain mission in emmalena, which my dad’s army buddy ran. Horseflies as big as your hand.

@bencollins.bsky.social it just occurred to me that trump calls the magnificent mile the miracle mile because of Billy Joel’s it’s still rock and roll to me. Do with this what you will.

They already have a sleeper cell in Solvang

if he wants to fan the flames of chaos, then he's porbably not inclined to turn the temperature down!

YouTube video by Opus Penguin Jeopardy! 2015 10 29 Damien's FJ Response

Someone put it on YouTube m.youtube.com/watch?v=1X1W...

Trebek graciously allowed me to show my correct final jeopardy response that I had to write on a piece of paper while I sat next to the producers

Because I am lazy. There now!

Hey, man

4-year-old had an itchy butt at 3:30

Did Miami score too soon?

Pretty funny the bowl/postseason system is the way it is because in 1902 the rose parade was too boring

*Reasoning

I always thought it was good if that happened, though that raining makes sense

Is that reviewable? Seemed like it went directly over the post

real heads watch ring of fire at least weekly

So glad these kids will avoid indoctrination at public school!

thought it was a description of pat mcafee until i got to the question part

Doesn’t Miami also have that win?

She’s written/tweeted a lot about her interactions with Giuliani and now you gotta wonder

I once referred to the author of heart of darkness as Rob Konrad in a paper

My mother-in-law (understandably) hates this song, so we make an effort to play it around her in unsuspecting situations

It’s also incredibly handy when your toddlers are out of school and want to ride a train

no, don't bother, it's already named after me

Every commercial should be Terry Tate office linebacker

is this about S1M0NE (2002)

Those of us who overthink everything are simultaneously deeply skeptical & slightly jealous

I honestly think they’re so trained by decades of propaganda to think that people hate him for being a good Christian and don’t do much thinking beyond that

mine aren't yet to that age, but i would make them listen anyway!

it literally wasn't. the guy didn't do anything illegal until he pulled the trigger!