Milo Minderbinder

So this site works, huh

At least you get to hang out with her for a second or two. I'm so disappointed in myself, I have no idea how I triggered it so I feel like I missed out on the opportunity completely

Had my first ever lucid dream last night, but instead of doing something cool in my dream like stealing a car or getting into a fistfight, I just sat in a chair and waited to wake up. might be time to consider euthanasia

In another chilling example of Simpsons Predicting The Future, Hank Scorpio has just launched a ballistic missile at France

[completely unprompted to a room full of strangers] ah, cmon guys, stop saying I look like Luigi Mangione! The resemblance is fleeting at best!

The CEO shooter looks like Jimmy Garoppolo

Just got what is certainly going to be my last ever "Where's our final exam?" email from a classmate this morning. I will not miss you at all, online grad school

the guys with 103 degree fevers for 6 months decided this election, exit polls proved that

therapists would hate it if the wider public knew this simple life hack

Seeking the kind of inner peace that renders your struggles unimportant and allows you to achieve contentedness with whatever life has to offer you? Try having an early lunch

I feel like you can't get in as much trouble on here, for some reason. Maybe there's less people on here, maybe it's the nature of the userbase, I don't know. Anyway, I think Trump is dying

the most powerful Clinton of them all, dude controls an entire collective

Crazy news about DeSantis, makes you wonder what kind of dirt he's got on the Clintons

Proud to be the first Irish person allowed on this website. If I behave well and don't start too many fights they might even give me access to the mobile version