Fidrych or die tryin

I fondly remember the Muppets Taking Montana

Don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but a mature female ovum is the same age as the woman at time of ovulation. All primary oocytes are present in a developing fetus, and they pause meiosis for decades until hormone stimulation.

Are you trying to write a Thomas Pynchon novel?

Also, he's not made of marijuana

By time? Driving eastbound on M-59 near Van Dyke after 3 PM. Some pilgrims out there from 2008, last I heard

This is a man who doesn't like beets

This is an insane opinion

Ah, University Challenge. Like Jeopardy, but if I knew -literally zero- of the answers.

Jesse Plemons. All just variations on Todd.

It makes no sense that David Berman released some of the best stuff of his career and then committed suicide so soon after. It's a beautiful album. Life makes no sense.

screenshot of a Tumblr poll, where the poster (teabree-shark) with a fursona avi asks "Do you think Microsoft understands consent? Yes : 0.8% Remind me in 3 days: 99.2% Final results from 10,522 votes

I said, PEE IS STORED IN THE BA-

Sounds like something a cop would say

You either die the hero etc.

Which gets me thinking - Brett DiCrescenzo must work in bigpharma or something, for all the evil he's wrought

Have you ever eaten an MRE? Packaged high-lipid dorm food, $30 a pop. A $4 sachet of Pop-Tarts. I *can* do better.

But, uh, I refuse to kill anybody

Have you ever wanted to eat a bunch of fleas, but wished they tasted more like snot? Well, flax seed is for you, my friend!

Fitting that you chose Veteran's Day to feature taps

(h/t cobra, brah)

*whispers* how is Adam Carolla not dead

I feel like as a society we lost something when we stopped writing songs about shipwrecks.

I SWEAR by the HAND OF GOD I am the savior of this dance class

The Ypsi water tower isn't as tall, those days

Snowstorm in Michigan tomorrow. I rotated my tires ahead of it to prepare, and I can attest that it is a horrible, horrible idea to ever buy aluminum wheels from a website. It ate lug torque without clicking and was a bastard to pound off the rotor.

Do humiliating things, friends. You need it.

The only proper way to die of alcohol laceration is from shotgunning a tallboy of Genesee and slashing your femoral artery on the can spike

"Make it so, number one"

- me, rising to use the bathroom for the seventh time in one night

There is no food on earth that takes as long as brown rice to cook, and that includes the multi-billion year process of microorganisms cultivating macronutrients beginning in the Hadean era

Wow. Pretty telling that Mamdani and Newsom didn't vote for each other last night

I’ve hated every city I’ve ever lived in, come on

I don't even obey federal laws anymore. I've committed treason six, seven times this week already

Hello. The time is now the typical reaction of a basic white girl visiting Alhambra, Spain.

It's like going to the bathroom inside bird droppings