Mike Shapiro

Man, that would actually be cool! Presidential fitness is underrated these days

She knows she’s lying. That’s why she’s “smiling”

They gave me $50k in a brown paper bag but it wasn’t a bribe and I didnt* accept it and I don’t even know what you’re talking about

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

Quinnipiac in recent poll asked: Do you think that the way people talk about politics these days is contributing to violence in the United States, or don't you think so? 82% of voters agreed with this including majority of Dems, Independents, and GOP. I said basically this and got fired.

Because they love murdering (I assume)

Eff the feds

Now show the picture of the Bidens with Jeffrey Epstein

No pants man

Both great albums!!

Joke’s on them, Hologram Trump is sharp as a tack in 2029

The biggest sign of how catastrophically the X brand has failed is that in Kanye West’s Heil Hitler song he still calls it Twitter

They don't need a warrant A federal kidnapping in Worcester

A report from the scene of a horrifying kidnapping on the streets of Worcester, MA today by @billshaner.bsky.social www.welcometohellworld.com/they-dont-ne...

American Jesus just wanted lower taxes and less government control. He famously said “f-ck the poor, elderly and sick. Go Eagles!”

🤡: pay no attention to the man under the orange clown makeup

Or a guillotine when we take back the country in 2027

Fox “News” Channel isn’t actual news (it’s right-wing propaganda)

Same! I was just learning Poor Places on guitar this afternoon

It’s “performative” populism, that much is true. Believe me, folks

Happy to report my eggs only cost 0.50 TrumpCoins this week!

(Please, Mr President, can I have some more TrumpCoins? My family is starving)

They care more about the “price” of eggs than creeping authoritarian fascism

Trump ran a worse campaign in 2024, but was able to purchase enough votes to win

Nothing of value was lost

a cartoon of a man with his finger on his lips ALT: a cartoon of a man with his finger on his lips

Is Marc so out of touch? No… it’s the taxpayers who are wrong

“Lock them up” or elect them President? 🙃 (depends on who “them” is)

So if you count oil & gas, Canada is actually subsidizing the US? Will gas prices increase (again) with the Trump tariffs?