Lindsey Crunkingham

The intersection of apocalypse and having to go to work

Gnome college

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The Dalai Lama is 90 and China wants to name the successor but history also claims right to so….good chance Trumps gonna be weighing in like “Lobsang Dawa is not the 15th reincarnation of the Lama, folks. It’s clearly Wang Jiahoa”

Lotta “France shows democracy is failing” takes and very little “France shows representative republics are failing and we should try direct democracy” takes

Macho Enby Randy Savage (They /Them)

Chorizo torta. It was fantastic. I wanted to say magnificent but I tend to avoid words that start with those three letters these days if I can.

Fuck Van Jones, Fuck Bill Maher.

We are so back lads

I have a sudden and powerful urge to have a surgery. Maybe some arthroscopic on my knee perhaps

Few like we need to revisit the 30-50 feral hogs guy, he mighta had a point

I can’t win the Super Bowl or throw a pitch a hunnerd miles an hour but I can sell you a car (and go to prison over a fraud scheme about it)

Just remembered Bart Reagor commercials and got kinda mad about that whole thing for like 35 seconds

It don’t matter. None of this matters.

Mood

The organized crime and labor activities section

This header on Wikipedia

Edgar Allen Posts Malone

The “oh but there’s going to be democrats in there” attempt at a gotcha.

GOOD! NAME THEM!

Made the controversial decision to skip getting A Little Treat at the costco and got a dollar store red bull and some gabbed chaat. It a good one though

I’m gonna make a playlist blend of Townes Van Zandt and Freddie Gibbs for this run, so if I don’t post for a while it’s because the secret police black sited me

Freddie Gibbs somewhere goin “that ain’t my problem” and writing a banger about cocayne

Anybody need anything from the costco

And it turns out a lyric I thought was “and you’re anything but nothing” is actually “and your head is in my closet” and lemme tell ya. That’s a VIBE SWITCH

So with the “order all the armed forces leaders to one place suddenly with no reason” thing: if you’re the current admin you don’t want a strong army. You want loyal cops that don’t have to answer to anyone but you.

I both hate that they aren’t called Tummies and hate the idea of calling them Tummies simultaneously and it’s like putting you hand on a hot and cold water pipe at the same time

I do not know why this is hard to accept, at some point giving them the benefit of the doubt is an insulting exercise

On most days I eat 9 gummies.

2X Creatine gummies
3x fiber gummies
2x Magnesium gummies
2X Melatonin gummies

I feel like we have to be at peak gummie. We can’t add more gummies at this point right?

Mr CooL ICE

Wait where was this guy today

How dare voters try to influence my policies by withholding their votes

I always knew it was the vaccines, even when it was the Tylenol I knew it was the vaccines

Anti-vaccine groups melt down over RFK Jr. linking autism to Tylenol “THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL” Kennedy’s anti-vaccine group retweeted.

If only ever there was some literary story about the monster one creates destroying the creator or sumn arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

Yeah…it’s sort of finding the most frustrating element of like ten possible outcomes and fusing them all into one megazord outcome of the most possibly frustrating thing that could happen