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I’m dying at the brilliance and irony of Mike White writing this line for Patrick Schwarzenegger, “ I’ll get a better pump with my phone!” #whitelotus

Fraud & waste is spending millions to colonize Mars when ppl on this planet need it most. What a joke.

So it’s cool to freeze NIH grants, dept of Ed programs for special needs students, aid agencies and orgs, but SpaceX got a $39 million contract signed yesterday. www.fpds.gov/ezsearch/sea... source: Federal Procurement Database.

Fingers crossed the Eagles celebrate their win by not going to the White House and go to White Castle instead.

Well, I did not have Trump defunding the police on my bingo card.

Well, federally at least. The COPS program provides funding for police recruitment and training for local police nationwide.

DT sounds like he needs a nap during this inauguration speech. Or is he trying to bore us to death like an energy vampire?

I mean we wouldn’t want another Chernobyl on our hands.

Them: uh, what?

Me: nevermind.

Them: you know the food co-op is anti-nuclear power?

Me: of course it is.

problem! Your system is the problem!

Them: Ok, alright. Fine. I just needed your account for the incident report and we’ll note not to assign the zamboni to you again.

Me: oh uh ok, great. (Making an attempt at a joke to cover my unnecessary outrage)

massive, probably 1 ton floor cleaning zamboni. I can only fight physics so much before another display of bambas is knocked over. In fact, these work shift assignments further prove why communism failed! You’re assigning unqualified ppl jobs in a piss-poor effort to be ‘equitable’! I’m not the

Dialogue from the “disciplinary team” of our grocery food co-op regarding the quality of my work shifts.

Me: Look, I’m not intentionally trying to be bad at my assigned shifts. It’s not my fault I’m given work I have no business doing. A person of my small stature shouldn’t be hand pushing a

It’s like someone was disappointed that Dr Leo Spaceman isn’t a real person, so this was their next best option.

Bluesky algorithm, I love animals but more dogs on my animal feed, plz. Right now, the ratio of dogs to cats is 100% cats.

Thanks from the childless dog lady