Johan Solo, the Himbo Top™

maybe pierce your tongue? it doesn't hurt it, it feels fine...

fingers crossed for you; i'm a twins fan so there's nothing there but darkness and pain

666 followers and 666 posts for lil ole me

I AM BECOME THE BLUESKY ANTICHRIST MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pohlads: Hah! We didn't get an F! LOWER THE PAYROLL EVEN MORE!

y'know, i'm just sayin', but the tree of liberty is looking pretty *fucking parched* these days... could use some thirst quenching blood of tyrants methinks

Board game pieces with a card that says We Killed Hitler, one for the character of Dietrich Bonhoeffer, one for a Plane Bomb, and four dice with targets on them

Last night me and my board game crew killed Hitler so, ya know, *manifesting*...

alexa play "bust a norm"

🎶if you want it, you got it
if you want it, baby, you got it, (just bust a norm!) 🎵

meme with the text: the teachings of christ and the 2ndA belongs to liberals now with images of the american flag, eagle, explosions, LGBT flag, UN flag, Ukraine flag, Mexican flag and Ken from the Barbie movie holding a phone and a gun with Deal With It written beneath him

the famous sacked slide from the monty python holy grail credits

Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!

woke: i'm so happy for sam darnold
broke: haha vikings are such LOOSERS for GIVING UP on THE DARNOLD

look i know she ended up apparently pretty dang conservative but this at least somewhat makes me feel better about my childhood crush on her

hell yeah i also supported gary johnson in 2016

You get it.

so glad i get to add generational trauma on top of my cptsd

the time has come for bold, forward thinking solutions

Can we reach out to Canada for use for their armed forces to protect us yet? I think our whole state would willingly join Canada at this point. Plus, think of the Canadian National Hockey teams if you add in Minnesota's men and women.

EMQ, what do we do at this point? We had what many would say is the largest protest in state history yesterday, and today ICE thugs executed a man who was in the act of protecting a woman from their thuggery. If 50000+ protestors, if words from the governor and MSP mayors don't do it, what's left?

anyone who wipes luka's shit eating grin of his face is a friend of mine

But did the driver say "kachow" as he did it?

Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

the horrors persist, but so do we, with a minnesota laser loon highlighting "we"

unable to focus at work, had this bouncing around in my head the past few days, decided to make it a thing #minnesota #fuckice

sometimes i forget what an odd lookin east coast guy hitch is

bluesky being too much of a leftist ouroboros for Hank The Goodest Boi Green during The Siege of Minnesota is... so fucking on point it's giving me a hernia

cmon @hankgreen.bsky.social, go full Dark Woke with me

god damn mr beat you are spitting fire

abuser tactic: says abusive thing, follows with "i'm just kidding! you're making a big deal out of nothing"

fwiw i don't *like* this feeling

a weird side effect of the ongoing shitshow with ICE in my state/city area is that it's... making me appreciate normal cops more? like, they also get insulted on a daily basis without (generally) shooting people in the face three times. they also (generally) know how to control crowds properly...

have you considered *my gainnzzz*?