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“what was ‘the incident’ at your church growing up?” our priest was that one who got caught giving out half-blessings so he could skim the holiness off the top and use it to power himself up for bodybuilding tournaments. he was so ripped he couldn’t fit in the confessional

More Australian games should evoke this kind of question IMO

Adobe stock down 38.23%

Is it bad if your stock is down almost 40% over a year despite quadrupling down on AI during a stock market bubble?

Christofah please come to the Festival of the Photocopier zine fair this Saturday! I will give you a free sticker!

This Alex Raymond panel is like a whole library of cool graphic choices

PANEL 1: Lewis is standing behind Oakley, seated. They are in a suburban backyard. There are trees and bushes, etc. LEWIS: "This is my cousin Oakley. He has THE BEST stories." OAKLEY: "I still get mixed up." LEWIS: "A secret government program imprisoned him in an adjacent timeline for five years, and I LOVE HEARING ABOUT THE ZANY DIFFERENCES!" PANEL 2: OAKLEY: "Over there Airwolf is back on TV--but now Airwolf is just an app a guy uses ta dispatch a' autonomous kill drone." PANEL 3: Lewis leans down to squeeze Oakley and kiss him on the head. LEWIS: "See what I mean? Fuckin' AIRWOLF! Who thinks of that?" OAKLEY: "Their smart phones are etched on bones harvested from dead criminals." PANEL 4: NARRATOR: "Later at dinner..." Lewis and Dinner are eating at a restaurant. Their server is talking to them. SERVER: "I don't get it--the government sent you to the future? Like TERMINATOR or whatever?" OAKLEY: "A PARALLEL NOW vibrating just a fraction off what we call 'reality.'" PANEL 5: SERVER: "Still, I bet it's nice to be back home see some family--" LEWIS: "'Course it is!" OAKLEY: "I had a kind of husband there. He tried to protect me in the arena."

me n oakley

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me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks

This is such a rich text.

Saw Adobe Animate was going down, so I figured I'd help anyone still using it with this immortal handy dandy graph

Nintendo Apologizes for Not Allowing Same-Sex Relationships in Tomodachi Life

The new game showing gender and dating preference page

In 2013, Nintendo apologized for the lack of LGBT relationships in Tomodachi Life 3DS - and promised that the next game would feature it

13 years later:

Woody Allen? The jazz clarinetist?

ah fuck. accidentally cooked a animorph

this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"

People talk about games having a robust character creator but then the game just slaps some armor over it, but like... what if the character creator was just the armor, like helmet size and breastpate shape and filigree and stuff, who doesnt wanna design some cool stuff like that

Hahah one of my friends asked where they could read my comics (on a filtered FB post) and it hid the comment with my link in it. Put the whole thing in the bin.

A dream come true for white people to erase Blakfullas from their land post colonial.

Folks... the writings have been done about this one already.

Post apocalyptic is post colonial 😵‍💫

But hey, if you like to dig up Blakfulla land for fun... how very coloniser of you. Fair dinkum mate.

Not much. What's upscrolled with you?

It worked. It's the 2nd of Feb here and I didn't think about hourly comics yesterday even once.

morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.

The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

a bunch of crows fly by

legolas: its crebrerin from drubrroin!

me: oh. GUYS, its CRUMBROIN FROM DRIMDRIM!

Man the "gamergate destroyed society" ppl have been vindicated like a zillion times over the past year

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Why does the girl do this?

Picture of a contestant from American Gladiators in the early 90’s, with a wild auburn mullet and a mustache, with the text “Purple Roundy, Phoenix AZ” superimposed on top, because that’s his name for real. Purple Roundy.

Was watching old episodes of American Gladiators and found perhaps the greatest guy of all time

quarters with words printed on them. crab glut nut mint scab fizz chum grub hot plop king mush pork loaf bean fog

couple years ago i printed on some quarters

Shut it Down! #marypaintingparty

We are gonna see the most unhinged shit come out of this and I am all in.