Brandon Goodell

how much could a potato cost, michael

his royal highness? more like his regular heinous, amiright

who could have possibly seen this coming

YouTube video by drbazh One of King Gizzard's very first performances in 2010

Today is the 15th anniversary of the oldest known/circulated recording of KG (and the first public use of the name King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.) 5 songs performed for a uni assessment, no Amby or Cookie, pure embryonic Gizz. Joey's hair is simply amazing.

tapes.kglw.net/2010-10-29

president gizzard and the lizard quantum physicist just hasn't been the same since they replaced their synth table with four monkeys on oboe

Prepositions are great words to end sentences with.

"what about truly contrite nazis? like edward norton's character in american history x?"

oh, you mean, fiction?

there is no rational justification to vote for someone with a nazi tattoo on their chest in order to stop the nazis, as far as i can tell

some days i reckon you're slingblade and some days i reckon you're the french fried pertaters

the application they filed covers (i think) the next 4 years, for august 13-17 for all 4 years. i think. i saw this on the subreddit a few weeks ago. last i checked, the application hadn't been accepted, only filed with BV.

intellectually dishonest sealion man

does what an intellectually dishonest sealion man does

my last fortune cookie said may you live in interesting times and have an interesting career :(

Does he realize that simply by walking into a Fox news studio, he lends credibility to people begging lone wolf assassins to rid them of meddlesome priests?

I remember last week when the right wing started painting all Democratic voters as leftist terrorists and called for violence. Does Jeffries think that they are jokong? Can he not take physical threats to his constituency seriously?

HJ on state propaganda channel: "politicians who support journalists being brutalized, children being ziptied and dragged out of their homes naked in the middle of the night, citizens arrested for peacefully protesting, are my friends across the aisle"

war is defense. increasing prices are decreasing prices.

we have always been at war with eurasia

be a good person and hold hands with your neighbors and we can do more than tolerate an awful lot more crap than what is being thrown at us now. we can end it.

don't gloat over people getting kidnapped on the street or businesses failing just because the victims ignorantly voted for this. they fell for propaganda and were lied to. they can be victims, too.

authoritarians impose zero-sum games on all of us in order to control us. "work with me to put those people in camps, or find yourself in a camp." of course it works, but only if enough people fall for it. we have safety in numbers.

Rising tides lift all boats, and almost nothing is truly zero-sum.

talk to your neighbors. engage them. talk to them about what is happening. find common ground with non-nazis you disagree with, and ally yourselves with people you normally wouldn't. make yourself a safe person to speak with for a normal person who fell for propaganda. reduce ignorance.

a problem with having a narrow margin of decent people in society is that the adage "one third are willing to sit back and watch while another third slaughters the final third" requires very little tipping in either direction for things to get bad, fast.

after the awful awful mess the first we found ourselves in 2020 after four years of beehive kicking and foot-gunning ourselves, i couldn't wrap my mind around the idea that my fellow citizens might sit out the 2024 election or worse, vote for this a second time. that's part of the reckoning we face.

i remember clearly 2017 charlottesville, thinking "we have reckonings coming. if we don't come to terms with and address having Nazi neighbors, we are fucked," and then almost everyone was so relieved in 2021 that the big orange baby wasn't shoved down throats anymore they zoned out for four years

Pitch: A movie star whose moves always bomb, just pure box office poison, who studios use as a sort of franchise hitman to tank any tentpole movie for tax purposes. ENTOURAGE meets THE PRODUCERS. And make sure you rack up the budget on this thing because I've got the perfect guy to play the lead

hey remember when Michelle Obama wanted to put more veggies in kids' lunches?

The fun part is that they put it all on rollback-resistant ledgers which will live online for as long as electricity keeps the Internet goin'

wouldn't the dudes who stand the most to gain be the ones at the top, though?

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Because antifa is not a cartel or an organization this can literally only mean going after leftists in general

Sam and the Fashy Sex Pest Billionaire Dipshits would be an okay band name