There's a joke somewhere about being a pain in the neck...
08.03.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldnโt have crashed the economy.
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09.01.2025 13:16 โ ๐ 3128 ๐ 1281 ๐ฌ 70 ๐ 52
It's rather more civilised here isn't it? I think I might just make the move over from the old place permanent.
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I don't care how brazen this is: if this gets 20 reposts I'll post about one of the greatest tasks of my Taskmaster series, which would be talked about today as much as the trouser theft/texting/song etc, but which was NEVER BROADCAST ON THE SHOW. Or 10, whatever. I'd probably do it for 1.
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I once unsuccessfully tried to nick a boat off the coast of magaluf
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