we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Requient? Requiel? Something like that?

Mike Tyson: I hated myself
Me: you need therapy
Tyson: I ate a tub of ice cream an hour
Me: you need therapy
Tyson: America has a problem
Me: they all need therapy
Tyson: we need to get rid of processed food
Me: son of a fuck

Am I not supposed to laugh when Sublime says "I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot"

I understand fully. It's sad that people are so dependent on one platform to have a sense of community.

No one needs discord. It's a convenience everyone can live without. And you've got time to get off the platform and not lose any connections.

Or you can roll over like a dog and give them your info

Hahaha they can fuck all the way off

By the way, saying a massive merger will create more competition is completely asinine.

People will tell you that you'll get used to it. He's been the voice for Kermit for 9 years. I'm not getting used to it lol

Wait if this edited clip is why you don't support him then that's very embarrassing for you

Answer is simple. NBC is lying.

Wait he may be on to something. He turned 2 sandwiches into 4 open face sandwiches

I like tier lists. I don't understand why you'd use that website to make a tier list of 5 things.

The mainstream media doesn't even get to most people. If we didn't have the internet, we'd be fucked. As it stands, I'm more hopeful than ever. People are uniting against him like never before.

Ghosting after a first or even second or third date is perfectly fine. No one owes anyone anything.

Ghosting your friend because they said or did something bad makes you a coward. Being friends means encouraging and helping each other grow and become better versions of themselves.

a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom ALT: a chef in a kitchen with the words borg written on the bottom

This is me watching Sweden at the Olympics

Before I watched Kpop Demon Hunters, I assumed it was a kid's movie. I'm glad I was right. Sometimes it's nice to have a very simple story executed well.

Nostalgia is a helluva drug

Probably even more so lol

Your "heavenly" birthday should be the day you died. Not your actual birthday.

It says 4 hours ago but this post is 8 years ago

Fuck you

Its been said many times, but one of America's biggest failings is not punishing racists enough. 14,000 confederate requested pardons from President Johnson. We should have hung every single one publicly, but instead we gave them amnesty in the name of national unity. And it just keeps happening.

I beat it in 2 sittings. I thought the movement was pretty fluid throughout. My issue was how buggy it is. Fell through the ground several times. It froze 3 times and I had to manually close and reopen it. Hard crashed 5 or so times.

Also the story is just bad

Fun fact: JD Vance has been booed every time he's made a public appearance outside the country since taking office. Truly the most despised US administration in history.

At least I'm not casually ableist. Fuck you.

They might not be kneeling to Trump, but performative patriotism has been a problem in the media since before Trump.

What's with the ableist alt text?

I'm gonna need "journalists" to try a bit harder. Saying the new Horizon game looks like Fortnite makes you look silly. Fortnite doesn't own colorful designs. Fortnite doesn't own cartoon esthetics.

1. Be racist (try to be chill about it)
2. Be racist (shoot people)
3. Defend pedophiles