Skeet Laureate 💫

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Suavemente, bésame
Que quiero sentir tus labios
Besándome otra vez🎶🎶🎶

We had to put laws on the books to wear our hair how it grows out of our head. There is a young man RIGHT NOW, who has been fighting his school to keep his locs.

You know if you hold your lips together, you shut tf up?

Oh, suddenly you’re a pastor?! 🙌🏾

LMAO, my Dad damn near cussed out my uncle when he had a baby when his kids were in the latter half of high school. He was like, ‘Nigga you was at the finish line, wtf is your problem?!’ 😭😭

Monument Valley is truly an experience, yes, games are art

AND SHE IS!! 🤢🤢

How I felt when that lady got on national commercials with her man saying she created Uqora after her 9th UTI of the year

I haven’t had nine UTIs in my entire LIFE, what are you exposing yourself to?!

This is what I got right now, I like sprays better for sunscreen no lie

This is why I will never value the representation through the white gaze because what are you doing?! He’s literally at the top of the game and he does it with EXCELLENCE. Stop playin’ w me

No fr bc if he don’t represent Black Dandyism WHO DOES?! Anna will PAY!

IDK who needs to hear this but leave the fucking fat in your cheeks, let the plumpness rule

You’ll thank me later

Lyles*

My cousin was watching the races for track and Noah Lyle and the man in second place were damn near ready to throw hands on camera 😭

The wino from tv? i gotta be in the throes of death and hallucinating all this, like this CANNOT be real…

The Pelican Brief! I read a LOT of John Grisham in my day 🙌🏾

My nieces have already yoinked my coloring books, pranked me, stole my candy and are causing a general all-around ruckus

Girls are easier my ass…

LMAO, if people really knew the specificity of medical coding 😂😂

Drunk as hell off $5 😭😭

I’m gonna pack my magic wand in my carryon and when TSA pulls out my vibrator, imma shrug and say ‘Nothing beats a Jet2Holiday’

Him not being invited to this year’s Met Gala was was a SIN. Unforgivable

My family knows is of you need help with the babies, imma be first in line to help, which is why I am in San Antone rn burning tf up in this heat GAHTDAMN it’s even hotter than Houston FACK! 😭😭

He’s fucking RABID, mind you she ain’t address or speak on him directly, it was a GENERAL ass comment on someone else’s post and he took that shit personally. It’s been an absolutely unjustified unhinged response for years since! Yeah, she posted not too long ago he’s STILL at it. Fuckin’ lunatic

I could say so much more but just understand that I have interviewed many a Black women about misogynoir on twitter specifically and that nigga name came up EVERY SINGLE TIME. The research backs it up, he’s trash. NEXT.

So now his story is that Maya threw out baseless allegations and lies against him to give fodder to the "anti-Black" accounts that needed something to use against him. This is a LIE. She posted links, didn't just say sh*t unsupported, to illustrate a pattern.

4. Kweli turns the harassment up.

3. After some time of this harassment, Maya points to Kweli having been accused of harassment in the past, including by a female rapper he worked with who ended up leaving the industry. THIS is the part Kweli is clinging to now (bc he still brings Maya up). He acts like it STARTED here.

2. Talib, who falls in the category, takes it personally. At this point, he'd developed an almost program for combatting people online, but those people were usually white supremecists and racists. He employed those same tactics against Maya with a following that dwarfed hers

So for folks who weren't there, here's what happened with Talib:

1. A Black women, Maya, made a comment about rappers (PLURAL, I don't even think he was named) patterns of having light skin wives in I think a larger convo about colorism. It was an observation, not an insult.