Skeet Laureate 💫

people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis

Captain Planet target audience stands firm

I would let her, I ain’t mad

Absolutely! I am not made to be working like this 😭

You quench the thirst of my soul
Your touch satiates a hunger that even manna from the Gods cannot temper
I could look upon Heaven itself unimpressed because your beauty is cannot be overshadowed by any of His Creations
The essence of you overwhelms my senses, transports me to our own nirvana

a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man . Alt: a man in a blue hoodie is talking to another man and holding his hands up.

Haitians are dominos people. I didn’t even know what a spades was until high school/college.

Words are cool but when the actions match? *chefs kiss*

Evergreen.

a man is standing in front of a sign that says mark phillips instigator ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says mark phillips instigator

My entire purpose for attending the Blacksky pick up sessions:

“I hope that ain’t nobody sky crush, mine would never”

“DAMN.”

“Boooooo, SUB!”

“I know that ain’t the one who swore he was crossing niggas!”

“Booooo, put the girls in!”

“This why the WNBA better!!!”

I am my father’s daughter, not even gonna pretend 😂

😭😭😭 maybe, Thanksgiving is this week

(We totally get it!)

Congratulations to you both! And much luck on the next stage of life 🫶🏾

Happy Birthday!!! 🫶🏾

I’ll be doing timed massages with a theragun

Denita, it’s Christmas 😭😭😭

I would never leave my Daddy alone, we’re lunching EVERY DAY 😂😂😂

You can always tell when a nigga learn some new vocabulary…. They sprinkle that shit on everything .

I see you parsley

I can’t even fake the funk, it’ll show all over my face, it’s better this way

I forget to eat and drink 😭 Having a double wall insulated 50 oz mug full of ice cold water at all times is a game changer

Good job keeping hydrated!

Between the neurodivergence and my penchant to shenan I've both done and forgotten an incredible amount of things 😂

I remember when I told an ex who was misbehaving to understand that I wanted him, but didn’t need him…when I say that man got MAD

They know if you don’t need them, your standards can afford to be much higher

I wish people under 55 could live in a retirement community. I want $500 rent and quiet neighbors who will leave me alone.

Which flavor of autistic will I be today? The one that undershares or the one that overshares? Stay tuned to find out!

Klay scares men who are bitter about not being chosen by the girls they wanted in their youth.

You ‘I’m curious, I’m just asking questions’ assholes are EXACTLY why we are here in this moment. Does it matter when they are trying to disenfranchise half the population? You think correlation is the most important answer here? Fuck y’all get on my last frayed nerve, my God

I wish society would become less homophobic so that men like that single, dry, ashy raisin could put they dick in the hole they like.

Don’t respect, admire, like or even wanna be around women, but if you say ‘a hole is a hole’, you get looked at crazy…you literally want nothing else

I need to win the lotto ASAP, living like this is so ghetto 😭😭😭

IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH YOU I’LL BE WAITING

There is apparently a COVID-like epidemic hitting horses in the US. EHV-1.

I like morning *** but first shift is strict sometimes

Pretty sure that induces sleep 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️