@kclark.bsky.social
I’ve never been a millionaire but I just know I’d be darling at it.
LOL
23.02.2026 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perhaps they should all do that to force the issue….
23.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this just in from new york city: we’re hearing that mayor mamdani just signed an executive order making it illegal to NOT stand at your window and fold your arms and say “wow, it’s really coming down out there”
22.02.2026 23:30 — 👍 2645 🔁 388 💬 39 📌 27I find that Slim Fast is pretty good if you add a scoop of chocolate ice cream. #protip
22.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL. Just like the old days in NYC. Moron.
22.02.2026 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out eating 12 Dove dark chocolate hearts on one sitting was not a good idea. #Blechhh
21.02.2026 15:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ok now this is funny.
19.02.2026 13:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re tougher than they look.
17.02.2026 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’ll take for people to stop believing his nonsense?
17.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0LOL X 100.
15.02.2026 09:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL
15.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ah thank you.
14.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Demolishing the East Wing? Imposing tariffs w/o Congress?
14.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Update:1,500,000 times.
14.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sincere question: could the citizens of the US file a class action suit?
13.02.2026 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Yes, we know. It will reveal the ways in which Trump and others have been compromised and working against our national interest for years. We want all these criminals indicted and tried for their crimes against both our country and humanity.
12.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
11.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 1905 🔁 414 💬 40 📌 6Oh,yes. But none of them are President.
10.02.2026 10:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh,yes. But none of them are President.
10.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why can’t the Clintons simply do a prime time tv 2 hour interview with trained attorneys and investigative reports?
07.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know who needs this information, but Netflix has a 6-episode Spanish murder mystery, "City of Shadows," that centers on Gaudi's buildings in Barcelona. With locations like this, the plot barely matters.
01.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 472 🔁 40 💬 29 📌 5
31.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 150 🔁 54 💬 22 📌 4
Gets my vote.
28.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear @LG oven, while I appreciate you texting me to tell me that “preheating is completed,” I resent your constant messages telling me, “it’s time to clean the oven.”
26.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I sincerely hope that all of the governors and other sane officials who are speaking with Trump, have a psychiatrist On Call who can coach them and help them understand how to talk to him.
26.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL
26.01.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They counted the bullet holes instead of performing CPR
25.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 4325 🔁 1903 💬 440 📌 183Been there. Godspeed.
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